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# Yahoo! Messenger EMOTE_USER.DAT
# this file reside in c:\program files\yahoo!\messenger
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# You can add custom emotions to this file
# syntax:
# EmotionName\Room Emotion Text\User Emotion Text(should contain a %s where you want the user name to appear)
#
# Please refer to the following sample:
#Custom\Hey room you can create custom emotions by editing the emote_user.dat file\Hey %s you can create custom emotions by editing the emote_user.dat file
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100%Angel\says "i'm 100% Angel O:)"\says "i'm 100% Angel O:)" to %s
100%Bitch\says "i'm 100% Bitch X-("\says "i'm 100% Bitch X-(" to %s
100%Devil\says "i'm 100% Devil >:)"\says "i'm 100% Devil >:)" to %s
100%UAngel\says "you're 100% angel" O:)\says "you're 100% angel" to %s O:)
100%UBitch\says "you're 100% bitch" X-(\says "you're 100% bitch" to %s X-(
100%UDevil\says "you're 100% devil" >:)\says "you're 100% devil" to %s >:)
Accept\gives @};- to his friends as a token of affection\says "Hey %s, accept this @};- as a token of my affection"
Ack\goes "ACK"\goes "ACK" at %s"
Addict\says "I'm so addicted to Yahoo when I meet someone in the street instead of saying hello I say A/S/L"\says to %s "I'm so addicted to Yahoo when I meet someone in the street instead of saying hello I say A/S/L"
AddictDead\sees that someone got so addicted to Yahoo! they didn't leave 8-x\says to %s, "don't get to addicted to Yahoo or youll end up like my friend over there" --------> 8-x
AddictPan\says "this Yahoo! is very addictive burn't 2 pans already today"\says to %s "this Yahoo! is very addictive burn't 2 pans already today"
Admonish\admonishes themself earnestly\admonishes %s earnestly
Afk\goes AFK (Away From Keyboard)...\goes AFK (Away From Keyboard) to %s...
AirGuitar\plays their air guitar\gets funky playing air guitar for %s :D
Alien\runs away from alien invasion =:) =:) =:) =:) =:) <green>… … … … … \notices that %s looks like a little alien =:)
Ambulance\calls for an ambulance <red>h\calls an ambulance for %s <red>h
AnCat\says "Who let that cat in here", meoooooow <black>ö\gives a kitten to %s ö
AnCatM\puts a cat down to catch the mouse [#008080mö\gives a cat to %s, protect you from any mice ! [#c0c0c0mö
AnDog\says "Who let that dog in here", woof woof [#c0c0c0mõ\gives a puppy to %s <black>õ
Angry\gets very angry X-( <pink>L\gets very angry with %s <pink>L
AnMouse\says "Who let that mouse in here", squeek\puts %s on a chair to escape from the mouse in the room
AnswerBatman\says "To the Batmobile! Let's go! Atomic batteries to power! Turbines to speed! Roger, ready to move out! (Theme music from Batman; reduce to background.) As you can see, I'm off making the world a safer place' to live. So if you'll leave a message after the tone, I'll get back to you as soon as justice is served. Bye-bye! (Music continues. POW, BIFF.)"
AnswerBody\says "I'm unable to take your call in person because I'm having an out-of-the-body experience. In fact I'm standing right behind you and I can hear everything you say. But leave me a message anyway to help me reconnect when I get back."
AnswerBondage\says "You've reached the B&D Hotline. All our operators are tied up right now, so if you leave a name, number, a list of transgressions, and bark like a dog, we'll get right back to you with your penance."
AnswerCD\says "I'm sorry but my answering machine is out of order. I am leaving a broken CD player in its place. It can't take messages either. In fact, it can't even play you a nice tune while you wait to not leave a message."
AnswerConfuse\says "I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually, I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I'm at the phone NOW, recording this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're listening to it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're listening to it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing."
AnswerFridge\says "Hi! the answering machine is broken. This is the refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with some magnets"
AnswerNewt\says "Hello, you've reached the phone of Monty Python. I can't come to the phone right now because the witch has turned me into a newt! I'll call you back when I get better."
AnswerPresident\says "The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password."
AnswerToaster\says "Hello, this is the toaster. The new answering machine is in the shop for repairs, so please leave your message when the toast is done..." (Cachunk!)
Arch\arches their back\arches their back at %s
Auction\is being auctioned today, any offers ?\says "the auction has started, %s is in charge today, anything that moves will be classed as a bid"
AuctionBid\puts in a bid of 50 ..... pence\says to %s "I'll put in a bid of 50 pence for you"
AuctionLose\says "I didn't really want to be auctioned" :(\says to %s "sorry, you lost that auction"
AuctionWin\says "I'm glad I was auctioned today" :)\says to %s "You've won this auction, now pay up or else"
ASL-funny\old enough / no comment / <green>ü\old enough / yes please / <green>ü
AwBless\says "Awwww, thanks" :x\says to %s "Awwww, thanks" :x
AwThanx\says "Awwww thanks" :x\says to %s "Awwww, thanks" :x
Baby\can see a lil baby in the room <pink>„\can see a lil baby in the room and says "Hey, %s, is that yours ?" <pink>„
BabyYour\can see some lil babies in the room <pink>„ „ „ „ \can see some lil babies in the room and says "Hey, %s, are those yours ?" <pink>„ „ „ „
BackHome\says "I'll be home for 11'ish"\says to %s "I'll be home for 11 definitely"
BadYahoo\slaps yahoos butt, that's for messing with my friends X-(\slaps yahoo about, that's for messing about with %s X-(
Bat\bats their eyelashes\bats their eyelashes at %s
BathEmpty\empties the bath\says to %s "Hey, you could have emptied the bath when you finished with it!"
BathFill\fills a hot bath\notices that %s needs a bath
BathJacuzzi\sits in the jacuzzi, ahhhh, this is the life\sits with %s in the jacuzzi, "you enjoying this, I sure am"
BathOut\gets out of the bath - wears the towel gone !\passes a towel to %s as they get out of the bath
BathSoap\can't find the soap\passes the soap to %s
BathTime\has a nice hot bath\says to %s "Hey, your bath is ready"
BathShare\has a hot steamy bath to share\says to %s "wanna come and share my steaming hot bath ?" ;)
BBQ:Alert\says "watch out BBQ alert"\says to %s "I hope you know what you're doing with that BBQ !"
BBQ:GvBurger\BBQ's some burger to perfection\gives a BBQ'd burger to %s, "these are great"
BBQ:GvChicken\BBQ's some chicken quarters\gives a piece of BBQ Chicken to %s, "enjoy"
BBQ:GvSausage\BBQ's some jumbo <pink>sausages\gives a BBQ sausage to %s, "made to my own recipe"
BBQ:GvSauce\puts out the BBQ sauces, "help yourselves"\passes some BBQ sauce to %s
BBQ:Hand\fills the BBQ with coals and gets lovely <black>black <magenta>hands <black>I I\fills the BBQ with coals and gets lovely <black>black <magenta>hands, wipes them clean on the back of %s's T shirt <pink>I I
BBQ:Light\lights the BBQ\helps %s light the BBQ
BBQ:NotLike\says "don't BBQ me thanks"\says to %s, "you'd better move or you might getting something BBQ'd you may not like"
BBQ:Out\throws some water over the BBQ to put it out\throws water over the BBQ to put it out and gets %s as well , "sorry" :D
BBQ:Ready\gets the BBQ out\says to %s "can you give me a to move the BBQ please, thanks most awfully"
BBQShark\barbecues some shark steaks\gives a barbecued shark steak to %s
Beach\goes to the beach <orange>I\says to %s "coming to the beach with me ?" <orange>I
BeachSkinny\says "let's go skinny dipping in the moonlite" [#e0e000mà\says "let's go skinny dipping in the moonlite %s" [#e0e000mà
Beam\beams\beams at %s :)
Beat\beats themself with a stick <black>----------------\beats %s with a stick <black>-------------------
BeautyDivine\needs someone good\says "you look divine %s"
BeautyGorgeous\needs somebody :(\says "you look absolutely gorgeous %s"
BeautyStunning\looks around the room\says "Hey, %s, you are stunning !"
BedTime1\Zebedee says its past my bedtime <magenta>ã\notices Zebedee says "time for bed %s" <magenta>ã
Bedtime2\says "I've got to go bed, too tired" <blue>ã\says to %s "sorry, I'm going to bed now" :( <green>ã
BikeBurn\revs

up their bike and does a burnout in the middle of the room\revs up their bike and does a burnout, "%s how d'ya like that then !"
BikeCB1\gets an old Honda CB-1 <blue>z\rides round the room at 120mph on their Honda CB-1 with %s <blue>z
BikeClutch\drops the clutch on their bike, engine screaming\drops the clutch on their bike, hold on %s, the engine screaming
BikeDenims\gets off their bike wearing blue denims, white T-shirt and cool shades ;) <blue>$\says to %s, time to get off now, mind my shades <blue>$
BikeDrag\zooms around on their drag bike\hold on %s, drag bike burns round the room at 350 mph ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BikeHarley\gets a Harley Fat Boy\takes %s for a ride round on their Fat Boy
BikeHayabusa\gets a Suzuki Hayabusa <red>Ś\says to %s "hold on tight" and zooms round the room at 200mph on their Suzuki Hayabusa <red>Ś
BikeHondaBlack\gets a Honda Super Blackbird <black>Ś\takes %s for a flyer on their Honda Super Blackbird <black>Ś
BikeHondaWing\gets a Honda Goldwing\gives %s a ride on their Honda Goldwing <red>Ś
BikeLeathers\gets off their bike wearing black leathers, white T-shirt and cool shades ;) <blue>$\says to %s, time to get off now, mind my shades <blue>$
BikeOff\turns their bike off\turns the bike off, the engine stops, shouts "hey %s have another ride soon !"
BikePedal\does some exercise with their bicycle <blue>b\says to %s "wanna join me on a bicycle ride ?" <blue>b
BikeRev\revs their bike up\climb up then %s and hold real tight
BikeRoom\roars into the room on their bike <blue>Ś\rides into the room looking for %s <blue>Ś
BikeSkid\skids their bike to a stop\slews their bike to a stop, off you get then %s
BikeStart\starts up their bike <blue>Ś\waits for %s to get to the bike <blue>Ś
BikeWant\asks if anyone wants a ride on their bike <blue>Ś\asks %s if they'd like to ride on the back of their bike <blue>Ś
BikeWheelie\wheelies their bike through the room\wheelies their bike through the room with %s holding on for their life
BikeZoom\'s bike accelerates like a rocket\shouts to %s, hold on we're gonna fly
Bingo\shouts "BINGO, full house, I win, I win !"\shouts to %s "BINGO, full house, I win, I win !"
Bird\can see a lil bird <blue>ó\gives a pet bird to %s [#f0f000mó
BirdRow\can see a row of lil birdies in the room <fade #ff0000,#00ff00,#0000ff>óóóóóóó\gives some pet birds to %s <fade #ff0000,#00ff00,#0000ff>óóóóóóó
BirdLove\can see a pair of lil love birds <pink>ó ó\gives a pair of love birds to %s <pink>ó ó
Bite\bites their tongue :P\bites %s playfully :D
BlackBall\says "i've got a black ball" <black>n\says to %s "I'm gonna use my black ball to vote you outta this room !" <black>n
BlackBlue\goes <alt #000000,#0000ff>black and blue</alt>\thumps %s until they are <alt #000000,#0000ff>black and blue</alt><magenta> all over
BlackSpot\finds a black hole <black>n\gives a black spot to %s <black>n #<magenta> now you're in trouble ...
Bleah\goes "BLEAH"\goes "BLEAH" at %s
Blink\blinks in disbelief\blinks at %s in disbelief
Blonde\is having a [#f0f000mblonde<magenta> moment.....\says to %s "are you a [#f0f000mblonde<magenta> ?"
Blushes\blushes :">\blushes in embarrasment at %s :">
Bobbing\says "stay still you are driving me crazy bobbing in and out."\says "stay still %s, you are driving me crazy bobbing in and out."
Boggle\boggles at the concept\boggles %s
BondJames\says "the names Bond, James Bond" <black> B-)\says to %s "the names Bond, James Bond" <black> B-)
BondJane\says "the names Bond, Jane Bond" <black> B-)\says to %s "the names Bond, Jane Bond" <black> B-)
BonkHead\bonks themself on the head\bonks %s on the head
Bonks\needs a good bonk\chases %s and gives them a good bonking ;)
BooBoo\does a boo boo\thinks %s did a boo boo
Boot\says "you need to hold down the ALT key and press the F4 key three times if you want to PM folks in this room"\says to %s "you need to hold down the ALT key and press the F4 key three times if you want PM anybody in this room"
Bop\bops themself on the head\bops %s on the head
Boss\says "gotta go my BOSS is on his way"\says "sorry, %s, my boss is coming, gotta go !"
Bounce\bounces around\bounces %s
BounceRoom\bounces wildly around the room, rebounds off the armchair and falls face first into the dogs bowl\see %s bounce wildly around the room, rebounds off the bookcase and falls face first into the dogs bowl
BounceBath\bounces madly round the bathroom and lands head first in the toilet, yeeuck !\see %s bounce madly round the bathroom and lands head first in the toilet, yeeuck !
Bouncing\says "i'm bouncing, i'm bouncing"\watches %s bouncing just like Tigger, "hey is your bottom made out of rubber ?"
BonePoke\pokes themself in the ribs with a bone-crushing sound\pokes %s in the ribs with a bone-crushing sound
BrushDust\picks everyone up and dusts them down\picks up %s and dusts them down
BrushQuick\gives everyone a quick brush\gives %s a quick brushing and says "that looks much better!"
BusRed\waits for a bus <red>v\stands with %s and waits for a bus <red>v
BusYellow\waits for a bus [#ffff33mv\stands with %s and waits for a bus [#ffff33mv
Bye\says "goodbye, thanks for chatting with me, see you all again soon"\says "goodbye, come back soon" to %s"
Cackle\throws their head back, cackling with glee\throws their head back, cackling with glee at %s
Calm\attempts to calm themself\attempts to calm %s
Caper\capers around\capers around %s
CaptainAnchor\calls out the order to drop anchor\calls out to midshipman %s "drop anchor just here, that'll do for the night"
CaptainDeck\says "the Captains on deck"\says to %s "nice to see you Captain"
CaptainGreet\gives a hearty Captains Welcome to their new crew\gives a hearty Captains welcome to the new crew member - %s
CaptainSail\calls out the order to set sail\calls out to midshipman %s, "set sail then"
CaptainStorm\shouts out "STORM COMING, BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES"\shouts out to %s "STORM COMING, BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES"
CarAston\pulls up in their Aston Martin\and %s go for a spin in their Aston Martin
CarBubble\splutters along in their bubble car\watches %s careering round in their bubble car
CarDodge\shoots through the room in their Dodge Viper\takes %s for a spin in their Dodge Viper
Care1\puts an arm round everyones shoulder\puts an arm round %s's shoulder
Care2\cares about the rooms feelings\is concerned about %s
Caress\caresses themself on the cheek\caresses %s gently and says "you're skin feels so soft and warm, beautiful"
CarFerrari\pulls up in their ferrari <red>Ť\gives %s a ride in their ferrari <red>Ť
CarFord\drives round the room in their trusty ford <red>Ž\and %s go for a jaunt in their ford <red>Ž
CarJaguar\says "My dad's gorra Jag"\gives %s a fright in their Jaguar
CarJeep\does some off-road in their jeep [#008080mt\and %s do some off-road in a jeep [#008080mt
CarLada\sees a Lada being used as a skip\notices %s proudly driving their Lada
CarLotus\screeches their Lotus to a halt, "Hi, everyone"\is envious of %s driving their Lotus round the room
CarMorgan\cruises around in their Morgan\give %s a ride around the town in their Morgan
CarPetrol\runs out of petrol\takes %s for a spin in their car, but runs out of petrol ;)
CarPickUp\pulls up in their pickup\asks %s if they'd like a ride in their pickup
CarPorsche\drives around in their porsche\gives a porsche boxter to %s
CarReliant\sees a Reliant Robin on its side\watches %s trying to corner their Reliant Robin too fast
CarTVR\zooms around in their new TVR\shows %s how fast their TVR can go
CarVolvo\sees a volvo hrtling round the room\sees %s parking their volvo
Ceiling\hangs from the ceiling fan\sees that %s is hanging from the ceiling fan
CeilingDrop\flies from the ceiling fan\flies off the ceiling fan and lands

on %s
Chandeliar\hangs from the chandeliar\leaps from the chandeliar onto %s
Charge\charges round the room like an idiot\charges round the room after %s
Chase\shouts "chase me, chase me"\chases after %s
ChatHelp\says "goto http://www.stickyspanner.freeserve.co.uk/chat/chatdict.html to see a chat dictionary"\says to %s "goto http://www.stickyspanner.freeserve.co.uk/chat/chatdict.html to see a chat dictionary"
ChocSpread\opens a jar of chocolate spread\gives a jar of chocolate spread to %s
Chortle\chortles demonically >:) :))\chortles demonically at %s >:) :))
Clap\claps briefly\claps for %s briefly
CleanDust\gives the room a good dust, ATISHOO, more dust than i thought\gives a duster to %s, look at the state you've let this place get into"
CleanPolish\gives the room a polish\gives the polish to %s, come on clean this place up"
CleanRubbish\Puts the rubbish outside <green>3\Collects %s's rubbish and sticks it outside <green>3
CleanSweep\sweeps up the floor, look at this mess\sweeps the floor around %s, come on move your feet"
Clock01\says "it's one o'clock" <black>·\says to %s "it's one o'clock" <black>·
Clock02\says "it's two o'clock" <black>¸\says to %s "it's two o'clock" <black>¸
Clock03\says "it's three o'clock" <black>¹\says to %s "it's three o'clock" <black>¹
Clock04\says "it's four o'clock" <black>º\says to %s "it's four o'clock" <black>º
Clock05\says "it's five o'clock" <black>»\says to %s "it's five o'clock" <black>»
Clock06\says "it's six o'clock" <black>¼\says to %s "it's six o'clock" <black>¼
Clock07\says "it's seven o'clock" <black>½\says to %s "it's seven o'clock" <black>½
Clock08\says "it's eight o'clock" <black>¾\says to %s "it's eight o'clock" <black>¾
Clock09\says "it's nine o'clock" <black>¿\says to %s "it's nine o'clock" <black>¿
Clock10\says "it's ten o'clock" <black>À\says to %s "it's ten o'clock" <black>À
Clock11\says "it's eleven o'clock" <black>Á\says to %s "it's eleven o'clock" <black>Á
Clock12\says "it's twelve o'clock" <black>Â\says to %s "it's twelve o'clock" <black>Â
CleanTidy\tidies up the room\notices that %s has made the room untidy, come on clean up after yourself :(
ClothesOn\Says "Hummmmmmm, so thats what you look like with your clothes on"\says "Hummmmmmmmmm %s, so thats what you look like with your clothes on"
Clown\is clowning around in the room :O)\notices that %s is a bit of a clown :O)
Collapse\collapses\collapses in a heap on %s
Comfort\looks for some comfort\attempts to comfort %s
ComicRelief\wears their undies over their trousers for comic relief\notices %s wearing their undies over their clothes for Comic Relief
Cough\coughs noisily\coughs at %s
Counsel\says "I have to go now, there is counselling for those that will miss me"\says to %s "I have to go now, there is counselling for those that will miss me"
Cower\cowers in fear\cowers in fear at %s
CowHat\is wearing their cowboy hat <):)\notices %s wearing a large <):) hat
Crack\cracks their knuckles\cracks their knuckles at %s
Crayon\gets a set of crayons $<green>$<blue>$<cyan>$<orange>$ [#ffff33m$<red>$<pink>$<grey>$<black>$\gives a set of crayons to %s $<green>$<blue>$<cyan>$<orange>$ [#ffff33m$<red>$<pink>$<grey>$<black>$
Cringe\cringes in terror\cringes in terror at %s
CruiseBoat\takes their boat for a cruise [#c0c0c0mo\says to %s "come for a cruise on my lil boat" [#c0c0c0mo
CruiseRoom\cruises round the room [#c0c0c0mo\cruises round the room with %s "enjoying the ride ?" [#c0c0c0mo
Crumple\crumples into a heap\crumples into a heap on %s
CryPathetic\crys pathetically <cyan>S S\crys pathetically at %s <cyan>S S
CryTears\is crying :( <blue>S S\notices that %s is crying :( <blue>S S<purple>, cheer up :)
CryToilet\looks for some toilet roll to wipe their tears\says "don't cry %s here's a toilet roll, wipe your eyes"
CuddlyToy\finds a cudly toy\gives a cuddly toy to %s
Curtsey\curtseys demurely\curtseys demurely at %s
CustardHit\throws a Custard Pie in the air which lands on everyone\throws a custard pie at %s and gets them in the face
CustardLick\notices that the custard tastes great :p\licks the custard off %s :P
CustardMiss\throws a Custard Pie in the air which misses everyone\throws a custard pie at %s and misses
DanceAround\dances round the room\grabs %s and whizzes them around the dance floor
DanceAsk\asks if anyone would care to dance\says to %s "Hon, may I have the pleasure of this dance with you"
DanceBarBump\shakes their stuff while on the bar\bumps and grinds with %s on the bar
DanceBar\jumps and slides along the bar\does some funky dancing with %s on the bar
DanceBoogie\boogies on down\boogies about with %s
DanceBootie\shakes their bootie\shakes their bootie with %s
DanceBuns\gets ready to dance\dances with %s, "Hey mind me buns" ;)
DanceBreak\does a bit of break dancing\shows %s their break dancing skills ;)
DanceCharleston\does the Charleston\dances the Charleston with %s
DanceClose\is biding their time, thinking about dancing\and %s dance closely, slowly, eyes closed & ...
DanceClothes\puts on their dancing clothes\says to %s "are you putting your dance clothes on ?"
DanceCuddle\looks around the room for a dance partner\dances slowly with %s, cuddles on the dance floor :X
DanceDirty\does some dirty dancin' ;)\and %s do some dirty dancin'
DanceDown\gets down to the music\dances on down with %s
DanceFoxtrot\dances a foxtrot\dances a slow foxtrot with %s
DanceFreak\freaks out on the dance floor\and %s freak out on the dance floor
DanceFunk\gets down and funky\gets funky with %s, "come on, lets do it"
DanceGlide\glides over the dance floor\glides with %s over the dance floor, says "my your graceful"
DanceGroove\gets into the groove with the music\and %s get with the groove
DanceHand\can't stop their hands from dancing\dances slowly with %s, and says "sorry couldn't help that, my hands have a mind of their own"
DanceHandJive\does the hand jive\hand jives with %s ;)
DanceHead\head bangs around\heads bangs with %s ....... ouch !
DanceHippy\does the hippy-hippy shake\rock and rolls over the dance floor with %s
DanceHold\doesn't know who to dance with, any volunteers ?\holds %s closely, dances slowly, whispering sweet nothings in their ear :X
DanceJig\dances a jig\dances a jig with %s
DanceJiggy\gets a bit jiggy\gets jiggy with %s
DanceJitter\does the jitterbug\and %s do the jitterbug
DanceLambada\does the lambada\does a sexy lambada with %s
DanceLatin\does some cool latin dancing ;)\dances with %s, in a smooth latin style
DanceLap\has a lap to dance with :D\watches %s do some kool lap dancing, did I say kool, phew I is getting <red>hot
DanceLastWaltz\dances a waltz\dances to "the last waltz" with %s
DanceLimbo\limbo's in the room , but falls flat on their back\watches %s do the Limbo, <blue>kool
DanceLine\puts together a line dancing team <red>===========\line dances with %s <red>===============
DanceMoon\does a moon walk [#c0c0c0mà\moon walks for %s [#c0c0c0mà
DanceMyShoulder\dances slowly\dances slowly with %s, your head on my shoulder :x
DanceOut\dances their way out of the room into the moonlight [#e0e000mà\and %s dance their way out the room into the moonlight [#e0e000mà <black>ü
DancePole\watches the pole dancing\watches %s pole dancing, "hey you are kool !"
DancePogo\pogo's up and down\pogo dances with %s
DanceQuickstep\does a quickstep\dances a quick step with %s
DanceRock\rocks around the dance floor\rocks and shakes out with %s
DanceRumba\looks around for a dance partner\dances a rumba with %s
DanceSalsa\shouts "SALSA !"\salsa's round the room with %s
DanceShake\shakes out to the beat\shakes out with %s
DanceShakeL\shakes out to the beat\shakes out with %s to the left

DanceShakeR\shakes out to the beat\shakes out with %s to the right
DanceShoes\puts on their dancing shoes\helps %s put on their dancing shoes
DanceShuffle\shuffles their way round the dance floor\and %s shuffle slowly round the dance floor
DanceSlap\slaps their thighs in time with the music\salps %s's thighs in time with the music, "hey, this is fun !"
DanceSlip\slips and slides on the dance floor\slips and slides with % on the dance floor
DanceSlink\slinks slowly round the dance floor\and %s slink slowly round the dance floor
DanceSlow\dances slowly round the room\dances slowly with %s
DanceSmooch\smooches round the room\smooches with %s, long and slow.....
DanceStrut\struts their stuff round the room\struts their stuff with %s
DanceSwing\swings their pants in time with the music\swings to the beat with %s
DanceSwirl\swirls around the dance floor\and %s swirl around the dance floor
DanceTable\dances on the table\and %s dance their funky stuff on the table
DanceTango\does the tango\does a slinky tango with %s
DanceTap\tap dances for fun\tap dances with %s, but falls in the bath
DanceTequila\shouts "TEQUILA !"\dances round the room with %s
DanceTightly\looks round for a good dance partner\holds %s tightly while they dance in the corner (is that really dancing ?)
DanceTwinkly\dances round in their <fade #ff0000,#00ff00,#0000ff>twinklies</fade>\and %s dance round in their <fade #ff0000,#00ff00,#0000ff>twinklies</fade>
DanceTwist\does the twist\dances to the twist with %s
DanceWaist\dances round the room\grabs %s gently by the waist and dances round the room
DanceWild\dances wildly\dances wildly for %s
DanceYourShoulder\dances slowly\dances slowly with %s, head on your shoulder :x
DangerBomb\SHOUTS "Danger, danger - bomb alert !"<black>M\says to %s "quick run - I can see a bomb"<black>M
Delude\attempts to delude themself, finding it quite easy\attempts to delude %s
Desert\is lost in the desert <orange>E\notices that %s is lost in the desert <orange>E
Dial911\says "quick, dial 911" <black>}uu\says to %s "quick, dial 911" <black>}uu
Dial999\says "quick, dial 999" <black>}}}\says to %s "quick, dial 999" <black>}}}
Diamond\buys a diamond ring [#ffff33mm [#c0c0c0mt\gives a diamond ring to %s [#ffff33mm [#c0c0c0mt
Die\falls over dead\falls over dead on %s
Disagree\disagrees\disagrees with %s
Disguise\says "whose in disguise" ? <black> \says to %s "are you in disguise today ?" <black>
Do:Accountant\Accountants do it with Double Entry
Do:Actor\Actors do it on the stage.
Do:Acupunturist\Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
Do:Aircraft\Aircraft Pilots do it in their cockpit.
Do:Ambulance\Ambulance drivers come quicker
Do:Anthropologists\Anthropologists do it with culture.
Do:Archeologists\Archeologists do it with mummies.
Do:Architects\Architects do it late.
Do:Australian\Australians do it Down Under
Do:Baker\Bakers knead to do it.
Do:Banker\Bankers do it with interest
Do:Bankers\Bankers do it with interest, but pay for early withdrawl.
Do:Bar\Bartenders do it on the Rocks
Do:Boy\Boy Scouts do it in the woods.
Do:Butcher\Butchers do it with their chopper.
Do:Carpenters\Carpenters do it tongue in groove.
Do:Carpet\Carpet fitters do it in rolls.
Do:Chemists\Chemists do it in test tubes.
Do:Chess\Chess players check their Mates
Do:CityPlan\City Planners do it with their eyes shut.
Do:Clown\Clowns do it with a red nose. :O)
Do:Cops\Cops do it with cuffs
Do:Dentist\Dentists do it in your mouth.
Do:Dentist\Dentists do it orally
Do:Detective\Detectives do it under cover
Do:Diver\Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure
Do:DJair\Disk Jockeys do it on the air.
Do:DJrequest\DJs do it on request
Do:Economists\Economists do it with indifference.
Do:Electricians\Electricians do it until it Hertz!
Do:Engineers\Engineers do it with precision.
Do:Entomologists\Entomologists do it with insects.
Do:Farmer\Farmers do it in fields.
Do:FireRubr\Firemen do it wearing rubber.
Do:FireHose\Firemen do it with a big hose.
Do:Fisher\Fishermen do it with a long rod.
Do:Friends\Friends do it for you.
Do:Garbage\Garbagemen come twice a week
Do:Gardener\Gardeners do it in the bushes
Do:Gas\Gas attendants pump all day
Do:Golfer\Golfers do it in the rough.
Do:Housewife\Housewives do it for an allowance
Do:Jockey\Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast
Do:Judge\Judges do it with authority.
Do:Landlord\Landlords do it the 1st of every month
Do:Lawyers\Lawyers do it in their briefs.
Do:Magicians\Magicians do it with mirrors.
Do:Military\Military do it on command!
Do:Miner\Miner's do it underneath.
Do:Mathematicians\Mathematicians do it in theory.
Do:Mountain\Mountain climbers like to be on top
Do:Nuns\Nuns do it out of habit.
Do:Nurse\Nurses do it with a bed bath.
Do:Photographers\Photographers do it in dark rooms.
Do:Physicists\Physicists do it at two places in the universe at one time.
Do:Pianist\Pianists touch, tickle, and titilate!
Do:Pizza\Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free
Do:Plumbers\Plumbers do it in lead.
Do:Police\Policemen do it on the beat
Do:Politicians\Politicians do it with everyone.
Do:Psychologists\Psychologists only do it if they feel good about it.
Do:RadioHams\Radio Hams do it with frequency, till their gigahertz.
Do:Roofers\Roofers do it on top.
Do:Rugby\Rugby players do it with leather balls.
Do:Scuba\Scuba divers do it deeper.
Do:Shakespearean\Shakespearean scholars do it... or don't do it, that is the question....
Do:Shop\Shopkeepers do it at all hours.
Do:Sinatra\Frank Sinatra does it his way
Do:Skydivers\Skydivers do it in free fall.
Do:Sociologists\Sociologists do it with class.
Do:Statisticians\Statisticians do it with 95% confidence.
Do:Teacher\Teachers do it with marks.
Do:Teller\Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers
Do:Tennis\Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!
Do:Train\Train Drivers do it with rails.
Do:Travel\Travel agents do it in lots of different places
Do:Trucker\Truck drivers do it on the road.
Do:Typists\Typists do it in the office.
Do:Vicars\Vicars do it with amazing grace.
Do:Wait\Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
DogBark\says "Who let that dog in here, it's stopping me get my beauty sleep", woof woof [#c0c0c0mõ I-)\says to %s "is that your dog keeping me awake ?" <black>õ I-)
Doh\says "Doh !"\says "Doh !" to %s
DontBelieve\says "I don't believe it !"\says "I don't believe it %s"
Dont-IM-Know\says "the folks in this room do NOT take IM's until they've got to know you in the room first"\says to %s "the folks in this room do NOT take IM's until they've got to know you in the room first"
Dont-IM-Stranger\says "I do not IM with strangers !! :0)\says "I do not IM with strangers and you are stange %s :0)
Dont-PM-Argh2\says "AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD... I SAID PLEASE DON'T PM ME YOU CAN TALK TO ME IN THE ROOM GEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ"\says "AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD...%s I SAID PLEASE DON'T PM ME YOU CAN TALK TO ME IN THE ROOM GEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ"
Dont-PM-Ass\says "OMG!!!OMG!!! I'v got pm's coming out of my ass"\says "OMG!!!OMG!!! %s I'v got pm's coming out of my ass"
Dont-PM-Dont\says "Please dont PM me u can talk to me in the room"\says "Please dont PM me %s u can talk to me in the room"
Door\<<<<<<<<<<<RUNS to the door .......Locks it and hides the key.....There's no escaping now \<<<<<<<<<<<RUNS to the door .......Locks it and hides the key.....There's no escaping now %s
Drink\says "I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am"\says "I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am %s"
DrinkA:A\Alcohol: The key to surviving college
DrinkA:B\Beer: It's whats for dinner
DrinkA:C\Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party
DrinkA:D\Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
DrinkA:E\Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
DrinkA:F\Fucked Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
DrinkA:G\Games: Anything that involves cards, quarters and chugging beers
DrinkA:H\Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and ho

w much you drank
DrinkA:I\Imbibe: Eh, just another word for DRINK!
DrinkA:J\Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
DrinkA:K\Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
DrinkA:L\Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
DrinkA:M\Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying
DrinkA:N\Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know
DrinkA:O\Oh shit!- What you say as you're falling down the stairs.
DrinkA:P\Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer
DrinkA:Q\Quilt: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning-YUCK!
DrinkA:R\Reform: What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet
DrinkA:S\Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk
DrinkA:T\Twenty-four: The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk
DrinkA:U\Underage: Most of the drinking population in college town
DrinkA:V\Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make Jello
DrinkA:W\Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of the porcelin god
DrinkA:X\X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump it(detox)
DrinkA:Y\Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end
DrinkA:Z\Zima: Zomething Different
DrinkBacardi\makes a bacardi and coke\gives a bacardi and coke to %s, help yourself to ice and stuff
DrinkBourbon\opens a bottle of bourbon, help yourselves\gives a bourbon to %s, help yourself to ice and stuff
DrinkBeer\pulls crate of beer out, help yourselves\gives a beer to %s
DrinkBrandy\opens a bottle of vintage brandy\pours a large brandy for %s
DrinkBreezer\has a <blue>kool<magenta> Bacardi Breezer\gives a <blue>cool<magenta> Bacardi Breezer to %s
DrinkBud\has a cool Bud, "ah, that went down great"\passes a Bud to %s
DrinkCapp\makes some cappuchino\gives a nice, fresh hot cappuchino to %s
DrinkChampagne\pops open a bottle of champagne\gives a glass of champagne to %s [#f0f000må
DrinkChoc\makes a bucket of <red>hot [#845708mchocolate <magenta>and throw in loads of <pink>marshmallows<magenta>, help yourselves\gives a mug of steaming <red>hot [#845708mchocolate<magenta> to %s to warm them up
DrinkCider\drinks a bottle of <orange>cider\gives a <orange>cider <magenta>to %s
DrinkCocktail\mixes up a cocktail for everybody, magic it's everybodies favourite <pink>å\passes %s their favourite cocktail <green>å
DrinkCoffee\makes a jug of coffee for anyone to have\makes a mug of coffee for %s <black>C(_)
DrinkCoke\drinks a large coke\gives a large coke to %s
DrinkCooler\puts wine coolers in the room, help yourselves\makes a wine cooler especially for %s [#008000må
DrinkCream\puts jug of cream in room\passes the cream to %s
DrinkDietCoke\drinks a large diet coke\gives a large diet coke to %s
DrinkDietPepsi\drinks a large diet pepsi\gives a large diet pepsi to %s
DrinkGin\opens a bottle of gin\gives a large G & T to %s
DrinkGuiness\pulls a pint of Guinness\Pours a pint of Guinness for %s g|_|
DrinkIce\puts a bucket of <blue>ice<magenta> in the room\passes a bucket of <blue>ice<magenta> to %s
DrinkKeg\pulls a keg (.) of beer out, help yourselves\gives a jug of beer to %s c|_|
DrinkLager\guzzles down a jug of lager\gives a can of iced lager to %s
DrinkLemonade\sticks a bottle of lemonade into the room, help yourselves\gives a glass of lemonade to %s
DrinkMalt\opens a bottle of malt, help yourselves\gives a malt to %s, help yourself to ice and stuff
DrinkMargarita\opens a bottle of margarita\makes a margarita for %s
DrinkMartini\opens a bottle of martini\gives a martini to %s <red>å
DrinkMary\makes up a <red>bloody mary\makes a <red>bloody mary<magenta> for %s
DrinkMilk\drinks a bottle of milk\gives a drink of milk to %s
DrinkMountainDew\drinks a large Mountain Dew\gives a large Mountain Dew to %s
DrinkOrange\drinks some <green>fresh <orange>orange <magenta>juice\gives a glass of <green>fresh<magenta>,<blue>chilled <orange>orange <magenta>juice to %s
DrinkPepper\drinks a Dr. Pepper\gives a Dr. Pepper to %s
DrinkPepsi\drinks a large pepsi\gives a large pepsi to %s
DrinkRedWine\opens a bottle of <red>red <magenta>wine\gives a glass of <red>red <magenta>wine to %s <red>å
DrinkRum\makes a rum and coke\gives a rum and coke to %s, help yourself to ice and stuff
DrinkSmirnofIce\has a <blue>cool <pink>Smirnoff Ice\gives a <blue>chilled <magenta>Smirnoff Ice to %s
DrinkSoup\makes a cauldron full of soup to share\gives a bowl of <red>hot <magenta>soup to %s
DrinkSouthern\opens a bottle of Southern Comfort\pours a large Southern Comfort for %s
DrinkSprite\drinks a can of sprite\gives some sprite to %s
DrinkSugar\puts bowl of sugar in room\passes sugar to %s
DrinkTea\makes a pot of tea big enough for everybody to have a cup\makes a pot of tea especially for %s
DrinkTequila\passes round the Tequila\passes a Tequila to %s
DrinkTequilaRose\opens a bottle of Tequila rose @};-\passes a tequila rose @};- to %s
DrinkVodka\opens bottle of vodka\gives a large vodka to %s
DrinkWater\opens a bottle of highland spring water\passes a glass of highland spring water to %s
DrinkWhiteWine\opens a bottle of white wine\gives a glass of white wine to %s<grey>å
DrinkWhiskyWater\opens a bottle of whisky\gives a glass of whisky with water to %s
DrinkZ:Behind\says "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
DrinkZ:Chemical\says "Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
DrinkZ:Floor\says "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on"
DrinkZ:Fool\says "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
DrinkZ:Invent\says "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
DrinkZ:Light\says "People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."
DrinkZ:People\says "I drink to make other people interesting."
DrinkZ:Proof\says "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
DrinkZ:Read\says "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
DrinkZ:Sober\says "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
DrinkZ:Stomach\says "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
DrinkZ:Think\says "They who drink beer will think beer."
DrinkZ:Waste\says "Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
DrinkZ:Wise\says "He was a wise man who invented beer."
Drum\drums their fingers\drums their fingers on %s
Drunk24hrs\says "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!"
DrunkBurger\says "Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!"
DrunkFloor\is so drunk they've fallen off the floor
DrunkHungOver\is so hungover can't open eyes, "shhhhhh its too noisy"
DrunkJudge\says "i'm as jober as a sudge"
DrunkKiss\is drunk and happy\in a drunken stupor tries to catch %s for a kiss :D
DrunkSinger\is a singer with 'The Sloshettes' and tries to sing "show me the way to go home"\joins %s in the group 'The Sloshettes' singing "show me the way to go home...."
DrunkStool\is so drunk falls of the bar stool into a heap\is so drunk falls of the bar stool into a heap on %s
DrunkToilet\is so drunk that toilet seat keeps hitting the back of their head
EatBacon\eats a bacon and mushroom sandwich\gives a bacon and mushroom sandwich to %s
EatBanana\eats a <yellow>banana\passes a <yellow>banana<magenta> to %s
EatBigMac\eats a big mac meal\gives a big mac to %s
EatBiscChoc\puts plate of chocolate biscuits in the room, help yourselves\passes the chocolate biscuits to %s"
EatBrownSauce\gets out the brown sauce\passes some brown sauce to %s
EatBuns\puts a plate of various cakes on the table, help yourselves\passes a plate of cakes to %s"
EatBurger\eats a flame-grilled burger\gives a flame-grilled burger to %s
EatCakeAngel\eats some Angel cake O:)\gives some angel cake to %s O:), "you deserve this my friend"
EatCakeBirthday\makes a birthday cake <red>I\makes a birthday cake for %s, make a wish and blow out the candles <red>I
EatCakeCarrot\makes a carrot cake for everyone\makes a carrot cake for %s
EatCakeChoc\makes a [#845708mchocolate <magenta>cake for everyone\makes a [#845708mchocolate <magenta>cake for %s
EatCakeChristmas\makes a Christmas cake for everybody\makes a Christmas cake for %s
EatCakeCream\makes a cream cake for everyone\makes

a cream cake for %s
EatCakeDevil\eats some Devils food cake >:)\gives a big piece of devils food cake to %s "you really deserve this"
EatCakeEccles\eats an eccles cake\gives an eccles cake to %s
EatCakeFruit\makes a fruit cake for everyone\makes a fruit cake for %s
EatChipButty\eats a chip butty\gives a chip butty to %s
EatChips\eats a big bag of chips\shares a bag of chips with %s
EatChocBox\put a box of [#845708mchocolates<magenta> in the room, help yourselves\gives a box of their favourite [#845708mchocolates<magenta> to %s
EatCookies\puts a plate of cookies on the table, help yourselves\passes a plate of cookies to %s
EatCream\brings out the whipped cream\gives whipped cream to %s
EatCrumpet\eats some hot crumpets, topped off with strawberry jam\gives some toasted crumpets to %s
EatCurry\makes a steaming hot curry, help yourselves\gives a red hot curry to %s, "watch out for the peppers !" <red>, , ,
EatCustard\puts bowl of custard in room, help yourselves\gives bowl of custard to %s, with a big spoon
EatDinner\sits down to eat their dinner <blue>ä\says to %s "sit down, here's your dinner" <blue>ä
EatDonut\gives everyone a jam donut <red>›\gives a big jam donut to %s <red>›
EatEclair\eats a [#845708mchocolate<magenta> eclair\gives a fresh-cream [#845708mchocolate<magenta> eclair to %s
EatFish&Chips\buys a bag of fish and chips\gives some fish and chips to %s
EatFudge\makes a Hot Fudge Sundae for themself\makes a hot fudge sundae for %s
EatFulBreakfast\eats a full english breakfast, yummy\gives a full english breakfast to %s
EatGravy\pours lashings of [#845708mgravy<magenta> on their dinner\passes the [#845708mgravy<magenta> to %s
EatIce\brings out a bowl of ice cream for everybody\gives a bowl of ice cream to %s
EatIce2\eats some hokey pokey ice cream\makes a bowl of fresh fruit salad, topped off with hokey pokey ice cream for %s
EatJam\puts pot of jam in the room\passes the jam to %s
EatJelly\brings out a bowl of <fade #ff0000,#00ff00,#0000ff>multi-flavoured jelly</fade> for everybody\gives a bowl of <fade #ff0000,#00ff00,#0000ff>multi-flavoured jelly</fade> to %s
EatJellyBaby\eats some jelly babies <red>€<blue><orange>‚<pink><green>€<purple> [#ffff33m‚<magenta>\passes some jelly babies to %s <red>€<blue><orange>‚<pink><green>€<purple> [#ffff33m‚<magenta>
EatKetchup\gets out the <red>ketchup\passes the <red>ketchup<magenta> to %s
EatLemon\put a bottle of <yellow>lemon<magenta> juice in the room\passes a bottle of <yellow>lemon<magenta> juice to %s
EatM&M\drops loads of m&m's in the room help yourselves <red>Ô Ô <green>Ô Ô <blue>Ô Ô [#ffff33mÔ Ô <orange>Ô Ô <pink>Ô Ô <purple>Ô Ô\gives some m&m's to %s <red>Ô Ô <green>Ô Ô <blue>Ô Ô [#ffff33mÔ Ô <orange>Ô Ô <pink>Ô Ô <purple>Ô Ô
EatM&MGreen\drops loads of m&m's in the room help yourselves <green>Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô\gives some m&m's to %s <green>Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô
EatM&MYellow\drops loads of m&m's in the room help yourselves [#ffff33mÔ Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô\gives some m&m's to %s [#ffff33mÔ Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô
EatM&MRed\drops loads of m&m's in the room help yourselves <red>Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô\gives some m&m's to %s <red>Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô
EatM&MPink\drops loads of m&m's in the room help yourselves <pink>Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô\gives some m&m's to %s <pink>Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô
EatM&MPurple\drops loads of m&m's in the room help yourselves <purple>Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô\gives some m&m's to %s <purple>Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô
EatM&MOrange\drops loads of m&m's in the room help yourselves <orange>Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô\gives some m&m's to %s <orange>Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô
EatM&MBlue\drops loads of m&m's in the room help yourselves <blue>Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô\gives some m&m's to %s <blue>Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô Ô
EatMarmalade\puts jar of orange marmalade in the room\passes the orange marmalade to %s
EatMarmite\puts jar of marmite in the room\passes the marmite to %s
EatMars\eats a mars bar\gives a mars bar to %s
EatNutcutlet\eats a nut cutlet roast\gives a roast nut cutlet dinner to %s
EatPancake\puts a plate of hot pancakes in the room for every to help themselves\gives a plate of pancakes to %s
EatPieApple\puts a hot home-made apple pie in the room, help yourselves\gives a humongous slice of apple pie to %s
EatPieChicken\gives everyone a piece of chicken pie\makes a chicken pie for %s
EatPiePecan\gives a generous slice of pecan pie to anyone that wants a piece\gives a slice of pecan pie to %s
EatPizza\makes a pepperoni pizza, help yourselves\makes a pizza for %s with some extra hot peppers <red>, , ,
EatPopCorn\puts a bucket of popcorn in the room, help yourselves\gives some popcorn to %s
EatRoastBeef\eats a roast beef dinner\gives a roast beef dinner to %s with roast potatoes, yorkshire pudding, cabbage, sprouts and carrots with horseradish sauce
EatRoastChicken\eats a roast chicken dinner\gives a roast chicken dinner to %s, complete with roast potatoes, cauliflower, peas and carrots and sausage meat stuffing
EatRhubarb\eats some rhubarb and custard\gives a bowl of rhubarb and custard to %s
EatRoastLamb\eats a roast lamb dinner\gives a roast lamb dinner to %s, complete with roast potatoes, cabbage, carrots, peas, beans and mint sauce
EatRoastPork\eats a roast pork dinner\gives a roast pork dinner to %s, complete with roast potatoes, broccoli, carrots and peas, with apple sauce
EatRoastTurkey\eats a roast turkey dinner\gives a roast turkey dinner to %s, with roast potatoes, new potatoes, fried cabage and peas, with cranberry sauce
EatSalt&Vinegar\gets out the salt and vinegar\passes the salt and vinegar to %s
EatSalad\makes a <green>salad\makes a <green>salad<magenta> for %s
EatSauce\puts a dollop of sauce on their dinner\passes some sauces to %s
EatSpag\eats a spaghetti bolognese\gives a spaghetti bologneseto %s
EatSpot\makes a spotted dick and custard for themself\makes a spotted dick and custard for %s
EatSteak\makes a steak dinner\makes a steak with baked potato and a large side salad especially for %s
EatSud\eats a steak and mushroom pud\gives a steak and kidney pudding to %s
EatSyrup\puts a bottle of syrup on the table\pours maple syrup on to %s's pancakes
EatToast\makes some hot, buttered toast\gives some hot buttered toast to %s
EatToblerone\eats a piece of toblerone [#845708mp\gives a piece of toblerone to %s [#845708mp
EatTreacle\eats a treacle tart with some fresh english custard\gives a generous portion of treacle tart with hot custard to %s
EatTrifle\brings out a sherry trifle, help yourselves\gives a generous portion of sherry trifle to %s
EatMushroomOmelette\gives everone a mushroom omelette\makes a mushroom omellete for %s
EmoteWarning\WARNING WARNING!!!!!!!! please don't take these emotions seriously there meant in jest....... unless your one of the annoying people that insist on pming me ......... and then I mean every word !!!!!
Envy\turns <green>green<magenta> with envy\turns <green>green<magenta> with envy over %s
Erm\says "ermmmmmm...."\says "ermmmmmm...." to %s
Excuse\excuses themself\excuses %s
Eye\eyes the situation suspiciously <blue>N N\eyes %s suspiciously <blue>N N
Fadeing\<fade #000000,#404040,#808080,#c0c0c0,#f0f0f0>i s f a d i n g f a s t . . . .</fade>\notices %s <fade #000000,#404040,#808080,#c0c0c0,#f0f0f0>is f a d i n g f a s t . . . .</fade>
FadeOut\<fade #000000,#404040,#808080,#c0c0c0,#f0f0f0>F a d e s o u t . . . .</fade>\notices %s <fade #000000,#404040,#808080,#c0c0c0,#f0f0f0>is f a d i n g o u t . . . .</fade>
FamilyRoom\says this is a family room <pink>”\says to %s "hey, this is a family room !" <pink>”
FanCool\fans the room to <blue>cool<magenta> it down\fans %s to <blue>cool<magenta> them down
Fart\Has an incredibly bad case of flatulence <black>¡ Þ\notices that %s has a bad case of flatulence <black>¡ Þ
FeelChoc\feels [#845708mchocolately\thinks %s feels like some [#845708mchocolate
Fiddle\fiddles about\fiddles around with %s
FineDandy\says "I am fine and dandy"\says "I am just great, thankyou for asking %s :)"
FineWonderful\says "I am on top of the world" <green>ü\says "I am wonderful thankyou %s :)"
Fire\

shouts "<red>Fire! Fire!!\shouts to %s "quick call the fire brigade!" <red>f
Fishing\does a spot of fishin <orange>ô ô ô ô\sees %s catch a big red fish <red>ô
FiveHigh\high-fives their lonely self\gives %s a high five!
FlagAustralia\waves the Australian Flag in the room <blue>O\waves the Australian flag at %s <blue>O
FlagUSA\waves the American Flag in the room <red>O\waves the American flag at %s <red>O
FlagUK\waves the English Flag in the room <red>O\waves the english flag at %s <red>O
Flex\flexes their muscles\flexes their muscles at %s
Flip\flips head over heels\flips head over heels at %s
Floppy\says I've got a floppy disk <black>=\says to %s, "I noticed you've got a floppy disk" <pink>=<magenta> "What are you going to do with that ?"
FlowerBouquet\buys some flowers for all the ladies in the room<red>Z<blue>Z<orange>Z<magenta>Z [#ffff33mZ<pink>Z\gives a bouquet of flowers to %s :) <red>Z<blue>Z<orange>Z<magenta>Z [#ffff33mZ<pink>Z
FlowerCactus\puts a great big spiky cactus in the room - keep out unwanted visitors <green>E\gives a flowering cactus to %s
FlowerCarnation\puts vase of carnations in the room\gives a bouquet of carnations to %s <red>Z
FlowerOrchid\puts a flower arrangement in the room\gives an arrangement of orchids to %s
FlowerPosy\buys a posy of flowers\gives a posy of flowers to %s :X <orange>Z Z Z Z
FlowerRose\buys some roses for all the special ladies of the room @};- @};- @};- @};- @};- "we love you ladies" :x\gives a bouqet of roses to %s :) @};- @};- @};-
FlowerSingleRose\buys a single stem rose <red>@<green>....}}...\hands a rose to %s <red>@<green>....}}...
Flowers\puts some flowers in the room to brighten it up <red>Z Z Z Z\gives some flowers to %s :) <red>Z Z Z Z
FlowerTulip\puts a floral arrangement in the room\gives a mixed bouquet to %s :X <red>Z<blue>Z<orange>Z<magenta>Z [#ffff33mZ<pink>Z
FlyAway\flys off in their jet <blue>Q\says to %s "wanna fly away with me ?" <blue>Q
FlyMoon\says "fly me to the moon ...." <blue>Q [#e0e000mà\flies %s to the moon <blue>Q [#e0e000mà
FlyStunt\does some aerobatics in their lil plane <green>j\says to %s "wanna loop the loop with me ?" <blue>j
FlyUndone\OMG my flies are undone :">\whispers to %s "discreetly do up your zipper, your flying loose in the room"
Fondle\looks for someone to fondle\gently fondles %s
Frame\has been framed <blue>\sees that %s has been framed <blue>
Fries\says "would you like fries ?"\says to %s "Would you like fries with that ?"
Fright\gets a fright :O\gives %s a fright <red>"BOO"
Frog\plays <green>leap frog\and %s play <green>leap frog
FrogNaked\plays nude <green>leap frog\and %s play naked <green>leap frog ;)
Fume\starts fuming\starts fuming at %s
Gag\gags\gags %s
GalorePussy\says "the names Galore, Pussy Galore" ;)\says to %s "the names Galore, Pussy Galore" <black> B-) ;)
Gape\gapes in utter disbelief\gapes in utter disbelief at %s
Gasp\gasps in astonishment\gasps at %s in astonishment
Gaze\gazes at the sky with wide, innocent eyes\gazes at %s with wide, innocent eyes <blue>N N
GetALife\says "GO GET A LIFE !"\says "GO GET A LIFE %s"
Gibber\gibbers apthetically\gibbers pathetically at %s
Giggle\giggles inanely\giggles inanely at %s
Glare\glares stonily into space\glares at %s
Glasses\puts on their specs [#c0c0c0m$\passes some glasses to %s [#c0c0c0m$<magenta> "hope these help you to see"
Gloat\gloats\gloats at %s
GoesRed\<fade #400000,#800000,#c00000,#f00000>goes a bit red</fade>\notices %s <fade #400000,#800000,#c00000,#f00000>goes red</fade>
GoesGreen\<fade #004000,#008000,#00c000,#00f000>goes a bit green</fade>\notices %s <fade #004000,#008000,#00c000,#00f000>goes green</fade>
GoesBlue\<fade #000040,#000080,#0000c0,#0000f0>goes a bit blue</fade>\notices %s <fade #000040,#000080,#0000c0,#0000f0>goes blue</fade>
GolfLucky\has a round of golf <blue>‰ <black>. <green>w\watches %s play golf <red>‰ <green>w<magenta> "well done you got it"
GolfShort\has a round of golf <red>‰ <black>. <green>w\watches %s play golf <red>‰ <black>. <green>w<magenta> "unlucky, too short"
GolfLong\\has a round of golf <green>‰ <black>. <green>w\watches %s play golf <red>‰ <green>w <black>. <magenta>"that was an unfortunate shot"
GPS\finds their way round using their GPS\passes a GPS to %s and says "you shouldn't get lost with one of these !"
GreetHi\says "Hi to all those just coming into the room" <pink>I\says "Hi" to %s :) <pink>I<magenta> "nice to see you here"
GreetHello\says "Hello to the new chatterers in the room"\says "Hello" to %s, "how are you today ?"
GreetWelcome\says "Welcome" to the chatterers just coming into the room\says "Welcome" to %s"
GreetEveryone\says "Hello everyone, how are you today ?"\Says "hello, and how are you today ?" to %s
GreetPrinc\says "Hi, wheres the prince today ?"\says "Hi %s, you look great today my prince"
GreetPrincess\says "Hi, wheres the princess today ?"\says "Hi %s, you look great today my princess"
Grimace\grimaces\grimaces at %s
Grin\grins evilly\grins at %s evilly
Grind\grinds their teeth nervously\grinds their teeth at %s nervously
Gripe\gripes at the world <green>ü\gripes at %s
GroovyBaby\says "Groovy Baby"\in their bestest Austin Powers impersonation say "Groovy Baby" to %s
Grovel\grovels\grovels at %s
Growl\growls a warning\growls a warning at %s
Grumble\grumbles\grumbles at %s
Grunt\grunts\grunts at %s
Gulp\gulps fearfully\gulps at %s fearfully
HandGuys\gives a firm handshake to all the guys in the room\gives %s a firm handshake
HandShake\gives all the guys a firm handshake\gives %s a handshake
HandUp\sticks up their hand <pink>I\says to %s "are you putting your hand up for that ?" <pink>I
Happy\is sooo happy to be with these good people\is so happy that %s is with us in this room
HearBull\can hear a load of old bull <red>û\says to %s "you talk a load of old bull at times" <red>û
Heart\heart is pounding <red>Y\'s heart is pounding, "%s what are you doing to me ?" <red>Y
HeartQueen\sees the Queen of hearts <red>Y\says to %s "you are the Queen of hearts" <red>Y
HeartKing\sees the King of hearts <red>Y\says to %s "you are the King of hearts" <red>Y
HeHeHe\says "hehehehehe" :))\says "hehehehehehe" to %s :))
Help\shouts "HELP, i'm drowning, glug, glug o O"\notices that %s needs some help
Hide\hides from the world <green>ü\hides from %s
HoldHat\needs to hold their hat on today\says to %s "hold on to your hat, there's a wind getting up"
Holiday\says "I wanna holiday"\says "hey, %s wanna come on holiday, somewhere hot, for some Sun, Sea and Sand"
HolidayCruise\goes on a holiday cruise <blue>ßßß T ßßß\goes on a holiday cruise with %s <blue>ßßß T ßßß
HolidayIsland\goes on holiday to a deserted island <orange>J\goes to a deserted island with %s for a holiday <orange>J
Hop\hops around\hops around %s
Horse\rides round the room on a beautiful horse <b

lack>x\gives %s a palomino to ride round the room on [#c0c0c0mx
House\buys a house <blue>H\says to %s "I like your house, not sure about the colour though..." <orange>H
Hug{}\{{{{{{{{ everybody }}}}}}}}\{{{{{{{{ %s }}}}}}}} :)
HugB\gives everyone a big hug :)\gives %s a big hug :)
HugClinch\wants a hug\gets %s in a clinch, hugs them, caresses them and gives them a tender kiss :X
HugFriend\{{{{{{{{{ my friends }}}}}}}}}\gives a big hug to their special friend {{{{{{ %s }}}}}}
HugK\gives all their friends a big hug\gives %s a big hug and kiss :X :D
HugLadies\{{{{{{{{{{ the ladies of the room }}}}}}}}}}\{{{{{ %s }}}}} :X
HugMan\gives all his friends a a hug\gives a manly hug to his good friend %s
HugMen\{{{{{{{{{{ the men of the room }}}}}}}}}}\{{{{{ %s }}}}} :X
Hum\hums a cheery tune\hums %s a cheery tune
Husband01\says "Don't tell my husband, or i'm done for..." ;)\says to %s "don't let my husband know !" ;)
IceBag\gets a bag of <blue>ice\hands a bag of <blue>ice <magenta>to %s
IceShorts\gets a <blue>bucket of ice\pours <blue>ice cubes <magenta>down %s's <blue>shorts <magenta>that'll teach you to mess with me
Iggy\says "I think someone is going to get Iggyed............"\says to %s "If you carry on like that in this room you are likely to get the Iggy treatment"
IggyYou\says "I've used my 'IGGY' button\says to %s "I've used my 'iggy' button on you"
IllDoc\says "I need the doctor" :(\says to %s "if you are ill go to doctors, but he'll make you feel worse"
ILikeDress\says "I got taken to the 'I like to wear a dress at weekends room', seems like a nice room"\says to %s "I saw you in the 'I like to wear a dress at weekends room'"
ILookGood\says "I make this look good..." B-)\says "I make these look good %s" B-)
Investigate\looks into the situation <red>L\passes their magnifying glass to %s and says "I hope this helps you find it !" <red>L
Insult-April\says "I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!"\says "I hear you were born on April 2 %s, a day too late!"
Insult-AssHole\says "If I wanted to listen to an asshole I would have farted."\says "If I wanted to listen to an asshole %s, I would have farted."
Insult-Bodies\says "Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."\says "Don't piss me off! %s, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
Insult-Copy\says "Please don't PM me ....... I can copy and paste what you say in the room!!!!!"\says "Please don't PM me ....... %s, I can copy and paste what you say in the room!!!!!!!"
Insult-Crap\says "If I want any crap from you I would squeeze your head."\says "If I want any crap from you %s I would squeeze your head."
Insult-Cruelty\says "I would love to beat you up, but I have a problem with cruelty to animals."\says "I would love to beat you up %s, but I have a problem with cruelty to animals."
Insult-Depart\says "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."\says "I like your approach %s, now let's see your departure."
Insult-Dog\says "If my dog looked as ugly as you, I'd shave its butt and teach him to walk around backwards!"\says "If my dog looked as ugly as you %s, I'd shave its butt and teach him to walk around backwards!"
Insult-DuckTape\<<<<<<<<<<<is already visualising the duck tape over your mouth\<<<<<<<<<<<is already visualising the duck tape over your mouth %s
Insult-FaceAss\says "Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?"\says "Can I borrow your face for a few days %s, while my ass is on vacation?"
Insult-FaceMonkey\says "What will you do for a face when the monkey wants it's arse back?"\says "What will you do for a face %s when the monkey wants it's arse back?"
Insult-Fart\says "Your like a fart in a colander not knowing which hole to get out of"\says "Your like a fart in a collinder %s, not knowing which hole to get out of"
Insult-Forget\says "I never forget a face But in your case I'll make an exception"\says "I never forget a face %s, but in your case I'll make an exception"
Insult-Funny\says "Ohhhhh you are a funny one, you got a face like a pickled onion, eyes like squashed tomato's and feet like flat fish"\says "ohhhhh %s, you are a funny one, you've got a face like a pickled onion, eyes like squashed tomato's and feet like flat fish"
Insult-FedUp\says "Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up."\says "Before you came along we were hungry %s, now we are fed up."
Insult-Go\says "I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!"\says "I'd hate to see you go %s, but I'd love to watch you leave!"
Insult-Gorilla\says "now I know you like animals but can u please give that face back to the gorilla"\says "now I know you like animals %s, but can u please give that face back to the gorilla"
Insult-Hate\says "Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?"\says "Don't you realize %s that there are enough people to hate in the world already, without your working so hard to give us another?"
Insult-Ignore\says "I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?"\says "I'm busy now %s, can I ignore you some other time?"
Insult-Lobotomy\says "No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide the scars and learn to control the slobbering."\says "No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy %s if you wear a wig to hide the scars and learn to control the slobbering."
Insult-Mind\says "don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own"\says "don't let you mind wander %s, it's far too small to be let out on its own"
Insult-Missing\says "Don't you think NOW!!!!!! is an excellent time to go missing"\says "Don't you think NOW!!!!!!%s is an excellent time to go missing"
Insult-MissYou\"How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?"\says to %s "How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?"
Insult-Monkey\says "Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?"\says "Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you %s, Why should I take all the credit?"
Insult-Please\says "I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either."\says "I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day %s, Tomorrow isn't looking good either."
Insult-Slapped\says "OMG you've got a face like a slapped ass"\says "OMG %s you've got a face like a slapped ass"
Insult-Sleep\says "Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs I stuck up for you and said, 'oh yes you are'"\says "Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs %s I stuck up for you and said, 'oh yes she is.'"
Insult-Tea\says "Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea."\says "Do you have to leave so soon? %s, I was about to poison the tea."
Insult-ToMany\says "Don't look now but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you."\says "Don't look now %s, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you."
Insult-Zoo\says "I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo."\says "I thought of you all day today %s, I was at the zoo."
Insult-sanity\says "I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it!"\says to %s "I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it!"
Insult-Sod\says "I don't want you here - now sod off!"\says "I don't want you here %s, now sod off!"
Insult-Window\says "don't look out of the window People will think that it's Halloween"\says "Don't look out of the window %s, people will think that it's Halloween"
Intruder\shouts "<red>WARNING WARNING Intruder Alert"\shouts to %s, "Watch out <red>Intruders !!<magenta>"
IV1\makes an IV drip\gives an IV drip to %s with their favorite beverage
Job\says "i'm a window cleaner - a Microsoft Windows Cleaner" <blue>ÿ\says to %s "i'm a window cleaner - a Microsoft Windows Cleaner" <blue>ÿ
Joystick\plays with their joystick <pink>Ã\sees %s playing with their joystick <pink>Ã
Jump\jumps up and down\jumps up and down on %s
JungleFind\wanders around the <green>ba jungle cd<magenta> looking for somebody\wanders through the jungle, hacks their way through the <green>ba undergrowth cd<magenta> with a machete, stops and says "<red>Dr. %s<magenta>, I presume"
Kick\kicks the ground angrily\kicks %s arse and whoops them
KingCount\says "the King is in his counting house and can't be disturbed..."\says to %s "come and join me in my counting house..."
KingThrone\looks for his throne\says to %s "have you seen my throne ?"
KissBlow\blows the room a kiss <red>–\blows a kiss to %s :) <red>–
KissCheek\kisses anyone they can on the cheek (facial)\Kisses %s on the cheek >:) :X
KissGentle\gently kisses whoever they can catch\ge

ntly kisses %s :X
KissLove\gets ready to kiss somebody...\kisses %s "love and hugs to you" @};-
KissLadiesRun\gives all the ladies a quick kiss and runs off <red>–\gives %s a big kiss <red>– <purple>and runs off quick :D
KissMenRun\gives all the men a quick kiss and trots off <red>–\gives %s a big kiss <red>– <purple>and trots off quick :D
KissSmoulder\wants a kiss\gives a long, smouldering kiss to %s :X <red>–
KissSnog\shouts "ANYONE FOR A SNOG !"\gives %s a long snog :p ;)
KissTender\hasn't had a kiss :(\kisses %s tenderely, and gives them a big hug :X
KissWhatSnog\says "a snog is a tonsil tickler of a kiss":p :x\says "phew, %s is quite a snogger !" :X :p
KissWet\blows a wet kiss >:) :P <red>–\blows a wet kiss to %s :) <red>–
Kneel\kneels\kneels before %s
Knob\says "stop playing with your knobs!" <black>½\says "stop playing with your knobs in the room %s !" <black>½
Knows\knows nothing\knows that %s knew the answer
KnowNow\doesn't know now\says to %s "do you know now what you didn't know ?"
LaughCry\doesn't know whether to laugh or cry <pink>® :)) :((\notices that %s doesn't know whether to laugh or cry <pink>® :)) :((
Laugh-LOL\laughs out loud\laughs out load at %s :))
Laugh-ROFL\rolls on floor laughing\rolls on floor laughing at %s :))
Laugh-WTL\wets themself laughing\wets themself laughing at %s :))
LawAccuracy\states "Rule of Accuracy:When working towards the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer."
LawAlan\states "Alan's Law (aka Todd's Law):All things being equal, you lose."
LawBeckhap\states "Beckhap's Law:Beauty times brains equals a constant."
LawBenchley\states "Benchley's Law of Distinction:There are two kinds of people in the world; those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't."
LawCahn\states "Cahn's Axiom (aka Alien's Axiom):When all else fails, read the instructions."
LawChurchill\states "Churchill's Commentary on Man:Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on."
LawClarke\states "Clarke's Third Law:Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
LawCole\states "Cole's Axiom:The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing."
LawColson\states "Colson's Law:When you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."
LawComin\states "Comin's Law:People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first."
LawConway\states "Conway's Law:In every organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired."
LawDucharme\states "Ducharme's Precept:Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment."
LawFinacle\states "Finagle's First Law:If an experiment works, something has gone wrong."
LawFinagle\states "Finagle's Third Law:In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake."
LawFirestone\states "Firestone's Law of Forecasting:Chicken Little only has to be right once."
LawGerrold\states "Gerrold's Pronouncement:The difference between a politician and a snail is that a snail leaves its slime behind."
LawGinsberg\states "Ginsberg's Restatement of the Three Laws of Thermodynamics:You can't win. You can't break even. You can't quit."
LawGold\states "Gold's Law:If the shoe fits, it's ugly."
LawGrossman\states "Grossman's Misquote:Complex problems have simple, easy-to-understand wrong answers."
LawHane\states "Hane's Law:There is no limit to how bad things can get."
LawHarver\states "Harver's Law:A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts."
LawHorngren\states "Horngren's Observation (generalized):The real world is a special case."
LawJones\states "Jones's Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate."
LawKatz\states "Katz's Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other possibilities have been exhausted."
LawKnight\states "Knight's Law:Life is what happens to you when you're making other plans."
LawKrueger\states "Krueger's Observation:A taxpayer is someone who does not have to take a civil service exam in order to work for the government."
LawMencken\states "Mencken's Metalaw:For every human problem there is a neat, simple solution; and it is always wrong."
LawMurphy\states "Murphy's Constant:Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value."
LawMurphy\states "Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law:Everything goes wrong all at once."
LawMurphy01\states "Murphy's 1st Military Law:Friendly fire ain't."
LawMurphy02\states "Murphy's 2nd Military Law:The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map."
LawMurphy03\states "Murphy's 3rd Military Law:The only thing more accurate than incoming fire is incoming friendly fire."
LawMurphy04\states "Murphy's 4th Military Law:If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap."
LawMurphy05\states "Murphy's 5th Military Law:The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it."
LawMurphy06\states "Murphy's 6th Military Law:The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at."
LawMurphy07\states "Murphy's 7th Military Law:The farther you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely your artillery will shoot short."
LawMurphy08\states "Murphy's 8th Military Law:Incoming fire has the right of way."
LawMurphy09\states "Murphy's 9th Military Law:If your advance is going well, you're walking into an ambush."
LawMurphy10\states "Murphy's 10th Military Law:The quartermaster only has two sizes, too large and too small."
LawOToole\states "O'Toole's Commentary:Murphy was an optimist."
LawPerskin\states "Perkin's Postulate:The bigger they are, the harder they hit."
LawPeter\states "Peter's Placebo:An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance."
LawRalph\states "Ralph's Observation:It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize you are in a hurry."
LawRudin\states "Rudin's Law:In crises that force people to choose among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worst one possible."
LawSattinger\states "Sattinger's Law:It works better if you plug it in."
LawSevareid\states "Sevareid's Law:The chief cause of problems is solutions."
LawShirley\states "Shirley's Law:Most people deserve each other."
LawStewart\states "Stewart's Law of Retroaction:It is easier to get forgiveness than permission."
LawThoreau\states "Thoreau's Law:If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intention of doing you good, you should run for your life."
LawUltimate\states "The Ultimate Law:All general statements are false."
LawWeiler\states "Weiler's Law:Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself."
LawZymurgy\states "Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labour:People are always available for work in the past tense."
Leap\takes a bounding leap through the room\leaps over %s and lands in a heap
Leer\leers\leers at %s
LiteB-me\says "i'm Lightbulb *-:), light me up" :D\says to %s "i'm Lightbulb *-:), light me up" :D
LiteB-lite\says "i'll light it up" *-:)\says to %s "i'll light your way" *-:)
LimboToes \limbo ___________________ toes ___________________
LimboAnkles\limbo __________________ ankles __________________
LimboCalves\limbo __________________ calves __________________
LimboKnees \limbo __________________ knees ___________________
LimboThighs\limbo __________________ thighs __________________
LimboLower \limbo ________________ lower body ________________
LimboTummy \limbo ___________________ tummy __________________
LimboChest \limbo ___________________ chest __________________
LimboNeck \limbo ___________________ neck ___________________
LimboChin \limbo ___________________ chin ___________________
LimboNose \limbo ___________________ nose ___________________
LimboFall \limbo ___________________ OUCH ___________________
Ln:Abbrev\says "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"
Ln:Action\says "For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism."
Ln:Age01\says "Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."
Ln:Age02\says "I have everything now I had twenty years ago except now it's all lower."
Ln:AI\says "Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity."
Ln:Ambiguity\says "Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
Ln:Annoy\says "remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. But, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack that jerk"
Ln:Apology\says "Never mess up an apology with an excuse."
Ln:Army\says "Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them."

Ln:Assasin\says "Assassins do it from behind."
Ln:Atheism\says "Atheism is a non-prophet organization."
Ln:Average\says "Remember half the people you know are below average."
Ln:Bacteria\says "Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have."
Ln:Bad\says "It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
Ln:Barber\says "Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut."
Ln:Barbie\says "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
Ln:Bartender\says "A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
Ln:Beauty\says "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
Ln:Beer\says "Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore."
Ln:Bermuda\says "The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Finland. Now Santa Claus is missing."
Ln:Bills\says "Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks"
Ln:BirdWorm\says "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
Ln:Blind\says "Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener."
Ln:Blood\says "There's too much blood in my caffeine system."
Ln:Bodies\says "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
Ln:BodyFemale\says "I love the female body, it's better designed than the female mind."
Ln:BodyMale\says "I love the male body, it's better designed than the male mind."
Ln:Borrow\says "Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back."
Ln:Boycott\says "Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!"
Ln:BrainBad\says "Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector."
Ln:Brakes\says "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
Ln:Breath\says "Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!"
Ln:Bug\says "Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield."
Ln:Bunny\says "Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery."
Ln:Butter\says "The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread."
Ln:Calories\says "some people have difficulty in counting calories, and they have figures to prove it"
Ln:Card\says "Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with."
Ln:Care\says "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
Ln:Carrier\says "Did anyone see my lost carrier?"
Ln:CarTrade\says "Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!"
Ln:Cattle\says "Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor."
Ln:Change\says "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
Ln:Choc\says "Chocolate: the OTHER major food group."
Ln:CleverWoman\says "It's a clever woman who lets a man think that he's in charge"
Ln:Complain\says "The more you complain, the longer God makes you live."
Ln:Concious\says "Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."
Ln:Conclusion\says "A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."
Ln:Confused\says "I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar."
Ln:Conscience\says "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
Ln:Convince\says "If you can't convince them, confuse them."
Ln:Corduroy\says "Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!"
Ln:Corner\says "Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner"
Ln:Cost\says "Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?"
Ln:Count\says "There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."
Ln:CProgram\says "C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit."
Ln:Criminal\says "Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy."
Ln:Criticize\says "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
Ln:Dark\says "It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it."
Ln:Dark\says "What's the speed of dark?"
Ln:Dates\says "Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear."
Ln:Dead\says "I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac."
Ln:Death\says "Death is hereditary."
Ln:Deprive\says "You are depriving some poor village of its idiot."
Ln:Depth\says "Never test the depth of the water with both feet."
Ln:Desk\says "A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer."
Ln:Difference\says "The difference between America and England is that Americans think 100 years is a long time, while the English think 100 miles is a long way."
Ln:Diplomacy\says "Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick."
Ln:Diplomat\says "A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip."
Ln:DontWalk\says "Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone."
Ln:Dorothy\says "Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy."
Ln:DoubleMoney\says "The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket."
Ln:DrinkDrive\says "Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink."
Ln:Drive\says "Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?"
Ln:Drivespace\says "Double your drive space. Delete Windows!"
Ln:DuctTape\says "Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."
Ln:Eagle\says "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
Ln:Education\says "If you haven't much education you must use your brain."
Ln:Enemies\says "Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate."
Ln:Equal\says "Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition."
Ln:Experience1\says "Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."
Ln:Experience2\says "Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
Ln:F1\says "Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue."
Ln:FallBehind\says "The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up."
Ln:FanBelt\says "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire."
Ln:FastWindow\says "Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I."
Ln:Fault\says "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you."
Ln:Figment\says "The universe is a figment of its own imagination. There's no future in time travel."
Ln:Fingers\says "On the other hand, you have different fingers."
Ln:Fish\says "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
Ln:FreeGift\says "What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?"
Ln:FreeHusband\says "Free to a good home 1 Husband and 2 kids VGC GSOH hardly used .....will deliver free of charg"
Ln:FreeWife\says "Free to a good home 1 Wife and 2 kids VGC GSOH hardly used .....will deliver free of charg"
Ln:Gene\says "The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."
Ln:GeneChlorine\says "Your gene pool could use a little chlorine."
Ln:GeneralFalse\says "All generalizations are false, including this one."
Ln:GeneralFailure\says "Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?"
Ln:Genius\says "Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told."
Ln:Get\says "If you get to it and you can't do it, well there you jolly well are, aren't you."
Ln:GodThings\says ""God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die."
Ln:Gravy\says "I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy"
Ln:HandleLife\says "I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke."
Ln:HardWork\says "Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now."
Ln:Hay\says "More hay, Trigger? No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"
Ln:Hockey\says "My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom."
Ln:Honk\says "Keep honking. I'm reloading."
Ln:HonkFinger\says "Honk if you want to see my finger."
Ln:HonkPeace\says "Honk if you love peace and quiet."
Ln:Horse\says "You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get it to float on its back with its legs in the air you've really got somethin"
Ln:Idiot\says "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!"
Ln:IdiotProof\says "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."
Ln:Ignorance\says "If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic."
Ln:Impress\says "It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help."
Ln:Indecisive\says "I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure."
Ln:Ink\says "How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?"
Ln:Insanity\says "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
Ln:IQ\says "I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
Ln:Irreplaceable\says "Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted."
Ln:IRS\says "IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got."
Ln:Itch\says "The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it."
Ln:Jealous\says "You're j

ust jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!"
Ln:Judgement\says "Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."
Ln:KidIdiot\says "Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot."
Ln:Kind\says "You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word."
Ln:Knowledge\says "Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle."
Ln:Lane\says "When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way."
Ln:LaughLast\says "He who laughs last thinks slowest."
Ln:LaughSnore\says "laugh and the world laughs with you.......SNORE and you sleep alon"
Ln:Lawyer99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Ln:Lend\says "If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it."
Ln:Life\says "Don't take life too seriously. You're not getting out of it alive, anyway"
Ln:Likely\says "Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."
Ln:Lonely\says "It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."
Ln:LostThought\says "I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."
Ln:Lottery\says "Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
Ln:LoveYou\says "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole."
Ln:Magnet\says "Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?"
Ln:Manners\says "The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes."
Ln:Meaningful\says "Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship."
Ln:Meat\says "If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"
Ln:MenIdiot\says "All men are idiots, and I married their King."
Ln:MindTrap\says "My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states."
Ln:Mistake\says "No one is listening until you make a mistake."
Ln:Mistakes\says "Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once"
Ln:Modest\says "Always try to be modest and be proud of it!"
Ln:Monday\says "Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life."
Ln:Montana\says "Montana: At least our cows are sane!"
Ln:Mouth\says "A closed mouth gathers no foot."
Ln:Multi\says "Multitasking means screwing up several things at once."
Ln:Naked\says "We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse."
Ln:Neatly\says "When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly."
Ln:NeedBad\says "I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?"
Ln:NiceKids\says "Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
Ln:NoLearn\says "Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving."
Ln:OpenMind\says "I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out."
Ln:OutMind\says "Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
Ln:Parachute\says "For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."
Ln:Parent\says "Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control."
Ln:Patience\says "Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!"
Ln:PatienceMan\says "Patience is a virtue use it when you can, seen often in a woman but never in a ma"
Ln:Peace\says "Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal."
Ln:Pedestrians\says "There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead"
Ln:Pentium\says "Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand."
Ln:Phonetic\says "Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?"
Ln:Photo\says "Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."
Ln:Pig\says "did you know..... A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes......"GOD I WISH I WAS A PIG"
Ln:Pride\says "Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have."
Ln:Principle\says "To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles."
Ln:Psychic\says "Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?"
Ln:Puritan\says "Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy."
Ln:PushLuck\says "I get enough exercise just pushing my luck."
Ln:Quantum\says "Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of."
Ln:quickly\says "Quickly, I must hurry, for there go my people and I am their leader."
Ln:Read\says "If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!"
Ln:Reality\says "Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."
Ln:Rise\says "I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it."
Ln:Scared\says "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
Ln:Serious\says "Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of."
Ln:SexAir\says "Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any."
Ln:SexCig\says "The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette."
Ln:SexPITA\says "If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try different position"
Ln:Shave\says "If men had to wax their faces like women wax their legs, all men would be wearing beard"
Ln:Shin\says "Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."
Ln:Shoot\says "Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."
Ln:Short\says "The shortest distance between two points is under construction."
Ln:ShortSleeve\says "Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"
Ln:ShutUp\says "Never miss a good chance to shut up."
Ln:Silent\says "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you."
Ln:Skydive\says "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
Ln:Smart\says "We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?"
Ln:Smile\says "Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."
Ln:SmithWesson\says "Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface."
Ln:Smoke\says "If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fas"
Ln:Smurf\says "If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?"
Ln:SniffCoke\says "I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose."
Ln:Sperm\says "100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?"
Ln:Spontaneous\says "Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow."
Ln:Spot\says "I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."
Ln:Stalk\says "You cannot make someone fall in love with you - All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in"
Ln:Stats\says "42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot."
Ln:Steal\says "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."
Ln:Stop\says "Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
Ln:StopReality\says "Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?"
Ln:Stupid\says "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
Ln:Succeed\says "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
Ln:Success\says "Success always occurs in private and failure in full view."
Ln:Suicide\says "Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!"
Ln:Sunshine\says "A day without sunshine is like, night."
Ln:Teacher\says "Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all of its students."
Ln:Teflon\says "How does Teflon stick to the pan?"
Ln:Telekinesis\says "How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand."
Ln:Theory\says "There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works."
Ln:ThreeMenGood\says "Name three things a man is good for.THREE!!!!!!HELL!!!!!!! I can't even think of one!!!!!!"
Ln:Time\says "Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."
Ln:Timing\says "Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance."
Ln:Toilet\says "Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.\Conserve toilet paper %s, use both sides"
Ln:Torch\says "A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries."
Ln:Truth\says "If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."
Ln:Understand\says "Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."
Ln:Unique\says "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
Ln:Universe\says "I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe."
Ln:Universe\says "The secret of the universe is @*&^^^ NO CARRIER"
Ln:Vegetarian\says "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
Ln:Warning\says "It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others."
Ln:Whale\says "Save the whales. Collect the whole set"
Ln:Will\says "When there's a will, I want to be in it."
Ln:WriteBook\says "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
Ln:XRAY\says "The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it."
Lick\licks their lips :P\licks %s slowly :p
LightCandle\lights a candle [#ffff33m'\lights a candle for %s "I hope this shows you the way" [#ffff33m'
ListenCassette\listens to a cassette\gives a cassette of %s's favourite artist to them
ListenCD\listens to a CD [#c0c0c0m³\sits with %s and listens to a CD [#c0c0c0m³
ListenEars\carefully listens to the room conversation <pink>O\listens to %s <pink><font face="Webdings"

size="32">O
ListenMusic\listens to the music <black>&hibar; &hibar;\listens to %s's cool music selection <black>&hibar; &hibar;
ListenRadio\listens to the radio <black>º\sits with %s and listens to the radio [#c0c0c0mº
ListenVinyl\listens to vinyl record\notices %s listening to a vinyl record
LockDoor\locks the door <orange>Ñ\says to %s "sorry can't go I've locked the door" <orange>Ñ
LockUDoor\unlocks the door <orange>Ñ\says to %s "okay I've unlocked the door, you can go now if you have to" <orange>Ñ
LookBlue\looks around the room <blue>N N\looks at %s <blue>N N
LookDeep\looks around the room <grey>N N\says to %s "look deep into my eyes" <blue>N N
LookEars\looks for some ears <pink>O O\finds some ears for %s <pink>O O
LookGreen\looks around the room <green>N N\looks at %s <green>N N
LookRed\looks around the room <red>N N\looks at %s, "good night was it ?" <red>N N
LookTeal\looks around the room [#008080mN N\looks at %s [#008080mN N
Loopy\goes loopy\thinks %s is a little loopy
Lost\says "i'm completely lost"\notices that %s looks lost in the room :(, "can I help you"
LovePotion\mixes up a lurve potion\hands a lurve potion to %s :x
MadCow\can see a herd of mad cows 3:O 3:O 3:O 3:O 3:O 3:O 3:O 3:O\helps %s round up their herd of cows 3:O 3:O 3:O 3:O
MapCompass\looks for a map and compass\gives a map and compass to %s and says "I hope this helps you find your way" <green>û
MapAmerica\looks for their maps\gives a map to %s <green>þ
MapAustralia\looks for their maps\gives a map to %s <green>ý
MapEurope\looks for their maps\gives a map to %s <green>ü
MassageAroma\finds some aromatic oils\gives an aromatherapeutic massage to %s
MassageFeet\does a good foot massage\massages %s feet
MassageGeneral\Gives a soothing massage\gives a soothing massage to %s
MassageNeck\needs a neck and shoulder massage\gives a neck and shoulder massage to %s
MassageScalp\is good at scalp massages\gives a relaxing scalp massage to %s
MassageStretch\stretches out for a nice massage\says to %s "lay down there and stretch out for a nice masssage"
Massage\gets some massage oil\rubs sum oil into %s and says "ready for a good massage ?"
Medal\looks for a medal\give a shiny medal to %s <blue>&
MedAspirin\needs an aspirin\gives an aspirin to %s
MedCough\needs some cough medicine\gives cough medicine to %s
Meditate\meditates\meditates %s
MedParacetomol\needs a paracetomol\gives a paracetomol to %s
MedPlaster\needs a bandaid :((\carefully puts a bandaid on %s
MedStepsil\needs a Strepsil\gives a strepsil to %s
MedVic\puts vabour rub on their chest\gives some Vic to %s to rub on their chest
MeFromKent\says "I'm from Kent, England"\says "Hey, %s i'm from East Kent in England"
Melt\melts\melts on %s :X
Memoirs\starts to write theirs memoirs of Yahoo! <pink>@\says to %s "I'm starting to write my memoirs about Yahoo!, can you help me ?" <pink>@
MemoryLong\has the the memory of an elephant\notices that %s has got the memory of an elephant
MemoryShort\has got the memory of a goldfish <orange>ô\notices that %s has the memory of a goldfish <orange>ô
Mgrin\grins a maniacal grin...the kind that gets people locked up\grins a maniacal grin at %s...the kind that gets people locked up
Microphone\says "who's hogging the microphone !" <black>±\says to %s "do you have to hog the microphone ?" <black>±
MightMissHubby\says "sent hubby to chippy, can't leave the room I might miss something"\says to %s "says sent hubby to chippy, can't leave the room I might miss something"
MightMissWife\says "sent lil wifey to chippy, can't leave the room I might miss something"\says to %s "says sent lil wifey to chippy, can't leave the room I might miss something"
Misgrin\grins mischievously\grins at %s mischievously
Mock\mocks everyone ruthlessly\mocks %s ruthlessly
Monkey\feels like monkeying around :(|)\feels like monkeying around with %s :(|)
Mouse\says "there's a moose loose in the hoose !" <black>8\says to %s "Watch out, there's a moose loose in the hoose" <black>8
MsgBRB\says "Be Right Back"\says "Be Right Back" to %s"
MsgBRBPhone\says "be right back - telephone" <red>(\says to %s "be right back - telephone" <black>
MsgGGN\says "sorry, gotta go now, see you back here again soon"\says to %s "sorry, gotta go now, see you back here"
MsgYahoo\says "Sorry, My Yahoo Crashed"\says "Sorry %s, My Yahoo Crashed"
News\reads the news :B\reads the latest news to %s :B
NewYear\wishes everyone a healthy, happy new year :)\wishes %s a healthy, prosperous, happy new year :)
Nod\nods solemnly\nods to %s solemnly in agreement
Nudge\nudges everyone in the side ;)\nudges %s in the side ;), says "nudge, nudge, wink, wink - know what I mean :D"
Nurse\needs a nurse\says "hey, %s, are you a nurse, i'm in desperate need of your skills" ;)
Nutter\is a nutter\thinks %s is a nutter =:)
Object\objects poignantly\objects to %s poignantly
OiBehave\says "Oi! Behave"\says "Oi! Behave" to %s
OK\says "OK to that !" <pink>B\says to %s "are you ok ?" <pink>B
Oops\Says 'oooops, sorry, didn't mean that'\says 'oooooooops, sorry, didn't mean that' to %s ;)
Pace\paces around the room\paces around %s, "I don't know what to do, I really don't"
Paddy\has a paddy and stamps their feet :(\has a paddy :( and stamps on %s's feet
Panic\panics\panics %s
PanicNo\says "Don't panic, don't panic"\says to %s "Don't panic, don't panic"
Parachute\parachutes into the room\watches %s parachute into the room
Park\goes for a walk in the park <green>P\and %s go for a walk in the park <green>P
PartyWant\wants to party :D\wants to party with %s :D ;)
PartyPresent\wins at pass the parcel ... <red>e\passes the parcel to %s "quick pass it round" <red>e
PartyBalloon\throws a water balloon in the room\throws a water balloon at %s :))
Pat\pats everyone on the head\pats %s on the head
Peace\says "this is a peaceful room" [#e0e000mÿ\says to %s "this room needs some peace !" [#e0e000mÿ <pink>A
Peer\peers quizically off into space <green>©\peers quizically at %s
Peter\peters out\peters out at %s
Phew\wipes their brow in relief\wipes %s's brow in relief
PickUp1\picks everyone up off the floor\carefully picks up %s from the floor
PickUp2\falls on the floor and needs to be picked up\picks up %s
Photograph\takes a picture of the room <black>µ\takes a picture of %s <black>µ
PhotoWant\takes a quick picture of the room <black>µ\sneaks a photo of %s, "wow, cute" <black>µ
PinchBum\pinches everyone and does a runner quick :))\pinches %s on the bum :))
PinchWake\pinches everyone\pinches %s and says "wake up there."
PirateCannon\shouts "load up the cannons with some of them big balls" <black>n n n n\fires their cannons at %s's ship and sinks it <black>n
PirateCaptain\says "I'm the captain of this here ship, do as I say and I might let you live !" <black>#\says to %s "I'm the captain of this here ship, I give the orders round here !" <black>#
PirateCrow\looks out from the crows nest\says to %s "can you see anything from that crows nest matey ?"
PirateHere\says "hiya land lubbers, Cap'n here" <black># N\says to %s "you scurvy land lubber, salute the cap'n" <black># N
PirateIsland\finds their treasure island <orange>J <yellow>« <black>#\says to %s "where's my treasure island ?" <orange>J <yellow>« <black>#
PirateParrot\'s parrot says "pi

eces of eight, pieces of eight" <green>ó [#808080mnnn\notices %s's parrot saying "pieces of eight, pieces of eight" <green>ó [#808080mnnn
PirateScrub\says "these decks need a good scrubbing"\says "welcome aboard %s, now scrub the desks"
PirateShark\says "I see sharks in them thar waters" <blue>~~~<black>/|<blue>~~~<black>/|<blue>~~~\says "you's gonna walk the plank today %s, don't upset your cap'n" <blue>~~~<black>/|<blue>~~~<black>/|<blue>~~~
PirateTimber\says "Shiver timbers, what's all this abaht then"\says "Shiver me timbers %s lad, whats this all abaht then ?"
PirateTreasure\looks in their treasure chest [#e0e000m« <black>#\and %s look in the treasure chest [#e0e000m« <black>#
PirateWelcome\says "welcome aboard my ship, do as I say and there'll be no trouble!" <black>NO\says "welcome aboard my ship %s, do as I say and there'll be no trouble!" <black>NO
PlayDom00\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ | ] domino %s
PlayDom01\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ | . ] domino %s
Playdom02\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ | : ] domino %s
Playdom03\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ | :. ] domino %s
Playdom04\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ | : : ] domino %s
Playdom05\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ | :.: ] domino %s
Playdom06\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ | ::: ] domino %s
Playdom11\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ . | . ] domino %s
Playdom12\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ . | : ] domino %s
Playdom13\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ . | :. ] domino %s
Playdom14\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ . | : : ] domino %s
Playdom15\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ . | :.: ] domino %s
Playdom16\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ . | ::: ] domino %s
Playdom22\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ : | : ] domino %s
Playdom23\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ : | :. ] domino %s
Playdom24\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ : | : : ] domino %s
Playdom25\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ : | :.: ] domino %s
Playdom26\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ : | ::: ] domino %s
Playdom33\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ :. | :. ] domino %s
Playdom34\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ :. | : : ] domino %s
Playdom35\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ :. | :.: ] domino %s
Playdom36\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ :. | ::: ] domino %s
Playdom44\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ : : | : : ] domino %s
Playdom45\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ : : | :.: ] domino %s
Playdom46\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ : : | ::: ] domino %s
Playdom55\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ :.: | :.: ] domino %s
Playdom56\wants to play dominoes\lays down [ :.: | ::: ] domino %s
PlayDom66\wants to play dominoes\lays [ ::: | ::: ] domino down %s
PlayDomino\slams their hand on the table and yells "DOMINO!"\slams their hand on the table and yells "DOMINO!" at %s
Plead\pleads with the room\pleads with %s
PointLeft\says "look this way" <pink>E\says to %s "look thataway" <pink>E
PointRite\says "look thataway" <pink>F\says to %s "look over there"<pink>F
PointDown\points downwards <pink>H\says to %s "look down below" <pink>H
PointUp\points up into empty space <pink>G\says to %s "look up !" <pink>G
Police\calls for the goodies to sort out the trouble [#c0c0c0mp\says to %s "you better watch out the yahoo cops are on the loose !" <blue>p <red>p
Polish\finds their polish\passes some polish to %s "hope this makes you gleam"
Poisin\can see some poison <red>N\says to %s "you are like a bottle of poison"<red>N
PostEmpty\checks their postbox :( empty again <black>/\says to %s "no post for you today" <black>/ [#ffffffm<snd=yahoomail>
PostFull\checks their postbox :) full today ! <black>.\says to %s "there's some post for you today" <black>. +++ [#ffffffm<snd=yahoomail>
PostRed\checks their postbox :)) red letterday ! <black>. <red>+\says to %s "it's a red letter day for you today, here's your post" <black>. <red>+++ [#ffffffm<snd=yahoomail>
Pout\pouts :(\pouts at %s :(
Present\buys a present for someone ... <red>e\gives a present to %s, something you've always wanted <red>e
PresentB\gives a surprise present to everyone <blue>e\gives a birthday present to %s <blue>e
PresentE\gives an Easter present to everybody <green>e\gives an Easter present to %s <green>e
PresentM\gives a Mothers Day present to all the mothers <red>Z\gives a mothers day present to %s <red>Z
PresentV\gives a Valentine to .... <red>Y\gives a Valentine to %s <red>e Y
PresentX\gives a Surprise Christmas Present to everybody <red>e\gives a surprise Christmas present to %s <red>e
PressFirework\watches the firework streamers <fade #ff0000,#00ff00,#0000ff>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</fade>\says to %s "that's a great set of fireworks you set off" <fade #ff0000,#00ff00,#0000ff>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</fade>
PressKaboom\notices that the button ignites a bomb.... <black>M\says to %s "ooops look what the button set off ----->" <black>M
PressNothing\notices that the button did nothing :(\says to %s "are you sure you pressed the button, I didn't see it happen"
PressBell\wonders what the button did [#ffffff <snd=doorbell>\says to %s "what button did you press ?" [#ffffff <snd=doorbell>
PressFan\notices that the ceiling fan starts to turn\says to %s "you've started the ceiling fan up"
PressBlue\presses a blue button <blue>n\says to %s "please press the blue button" <blue>n
PressButton\sees some buttons which could be pressed <blue>n <green>n <red>n <orange>n\says to %s "I wonder which button could be pressed ?" <blue>n <green>n <red>n <orange>n
PressGreen\presses a green button <green>n\says to %s "please press the green button" <green>n
PressRed\presses a red button <red>n\says to %s "please press the red button" <red>n
PressOrange\presses a orange button <orange>n\says to %s "please press the orange button" <orange>n
Prod\is prodding for some answers\prods %s for an answer
PumpsIron\pumps some iron <pink>†\watches %s pumping iron <pink>†
Putz\putzes around\putzes around %s
Puzzle\looks puzzled\looks puzzled at %s
QueenBath\says "I need a bath of asses milk"\says to %s "you, fill my bath with asses milk"
QueenCake\says "let them eat cake"\says to %s "let the peasants have some cake"
QueenCommand\says "your Queen commands you to do it now !"\says to %s "your Queen commands you to perform for her pleasure"
QueenCount\says "The Queen is in her counting house ... Do Not disturb OR ELSE !"\says to %s "The Queen is in her counting house ... Do Not disturb OR ELSE !"
QueenHead\is sorry for her unfortunate accident\attempts to Knight %s, but with a slip of the sword chops their head off
QueenKnight\looks around for a suitable subject to Knight\says to %s "I wish to Knight you for the honours you have performed for me"
QueenThrone\sits on her throne\says to %s "have you seen where my throne is ?"
QueenWave\waves regally to her minions\says to %s "step out of the way whilst I wave to my people"
QuickThink\has a quick think [#ffff33m+\says to %s "quick thinking there !" [#ffff33m+
Quiver\quivers\quivers at %s
Rain\ <<<<<<<<<has had so much rain here has got webbed feet and a ducks ass
Rainbow\sits and looks at the pretty <fade #ff0000,#00ff00,#0000ff>R A I N B O W</fade> in the room\sits with %s and looks at the pretty <fade #ff0000,#00ff00,#0000ff>R A

I N B O W</fade> in the room
ReadBook\sits and reads a book <black>&\gives a book to %s to read <blue>&
ReadComic\reads a comic\gives the latest comic to %s "this'll suit you, kiddies stuff LOL"
ReadMagazine\reads a magazine\gives a glossy magazine to %s ;) "you'll like this one"
ReadPaper\buys a newspaper <black>©\gives a newspaper to %s <black>©
ReadyCup\gets their cup ready\passes their cup <blue>c(_)<magenta> to %s, "refill would be nice, thankyou"
ReadyGlassBeer\gets their beer glass ready\passes their beer mug to %s, "another cold beer would be just great, thanks"
ReadyGlassWine\gets their glass ready\passes their glass to %s, "i'm ready for a top up please !"
RealWorld\rejoins the real world <green>ü\send %s back to the real world <green>ü
Recoil\recoils in horror\recoils from %s in horror
Relax\relaxes\relaxes %s
Revolving\thinks there must be a revolving door in the room\says to %s "are you stuck in Yahoo's revolving door today ?"
RemoteHunt\hunts for the remote control\says to %s "have you got the remote controller ?"
RemotePress\presses all the buttons on their remote control\presses all the buttons on the remote control and says to %s "see anything you like yet"
Rhubarb\says "rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb, ...."\says "Rhubarb" to %s
RockClimb\does a spot of rock climbing <blue>M\helps %s with some rock climbing <blue>M
RockCramp\puts on their crampons ready for some climbing\passes some crampons to %s
RockJump\jumps from one rock and just catches the lip of the next one\watches %s rock jumping
RoomHe\notices that HE is in the room\says to %s "look out, He's in the room"
RoomShe\notices that SHE is in the room\says to %s "look out, She's in the room"
Ruffle\ruffles their hair playfully\ruffles %s's hair playfully
RunAway\runs away from the room <red>b\runs away from %s <red>b
RunBack\runs back into the room and says "sorry, I got lost"\runs back into the room looking for %s <blue>b
RunRoom\runs into the room and shouts "Hi, i'm here !" <black>U\runs into the room looking for %s <black>b
RunRound\runs around the room looking for the corner <pink>b\watches %s running round the room <green>b
Runs\<<<<<Runs out of the room like a bat out of hell......turning a deep shade of red and very embaressed
Sails\sails round the room <blue>.\and %s go sailing round the bay <green>.
Salute\gives a crisp military salute\gives %s a crisp military salute
Satellite\tries to connect up via Skynet <blue>k\says to %s "why don't you try a satellite uplink ?" <blue>k
SausageSmall\says "I've seen more meat on a <pink>cocktail sausage<magenta>"\says to %s "What do you call that, I've seen more meat on a <pink>cocktail sausage<magenta>"
SausageJumbo\says "I'll give you a 9 out of 10 for that <pink>jumbo sausage<magenta>"\says to %s "WOWSER, I'll give you a 9 out of 10 for that <pink>jumbo sausage<magenta>"
Scold\scolds everyone harshly X-(\scolds %s harshly X-(
ScoobyDoo\calls out "Scooby Dooby Doo!"\calls out to %s "Scooby Dooby Doo!"
ScottieClothes\Very funny, Scottie. Now beam down my clothes!.\notices that Scottie beamed down %s with no clothes :O :))
ScottieIntel\Beam me up, Scotty. No intelligent life forms down here.\Beam me up, Scotty. No intelligent life forms down here, all I can see down here is a jello like %s
Scratch\scratches their head\scratches %s's head
SeeYa\says "see ya wouldn't wanna be ya"\says "see ya wouldn't wanna be ya %s"
SeeYouRun\I can SEE you over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>> you can run but you can't hide \I can SEE you over there %s >>>>>>>>>>>>>> you can run but you can't hide
SexBeach\wants sex on the beach <orange>J\wants sex on the beach with %s <orange>J
Shake\shakes their head\shakes their head at %s
ShakeBoots\is shaking in thier boots\is shaking in their boot at %s, :O "oooh i'm realy scared!"
ShapeRound\says "I am in shape........ Round is a shape"\says "I am in shape %s, round is a shape"
Shave\rubs chin, "hmm, think I might need a shave"\says to %s, "I think its bout time you had a shave isn't it"
Shiver\shivers\shivers at %s
ShopGo\goes shopping <green>ç\says to %s "I got your shopping for you !" <green>ç
ShopCome\goes shopping <orange>ç\and %s go shopping <green>ç
ShowerCold\needs a cold shower quick <blue>î\says "you getting too hot, have a cold shower quick" to %s <blue>î
ShowerHot\has a hot shower to warm up <red>î\turns on a hot shower for %s <red>î
ShowerTowel\can't find a towel :O\passes a towel to %s
ShowerUs\says "you wash my back and I will wash yours >:)\says "you wash my back %s, and I will wash yours >:)
ShufflePaper\shuffles their papers, "nope can't find it !" <black>.\says to %s "give your papers a shuffle, that might help"<black>.
Shrug\shrugs helplessly\shrugs at %s helplessly
Shudder\shudders\shudders at %s
Sigh\sighs deeply\sighs deeply at %s
Sights\gets their sights ready <black>±\get their sights set to blow away %s <black>±
SingAngel\can hear an angel singing O:)\sings "you're like an angel" to %s O:)
SingBAdams\sings some rock music\sings like Bryan Adams to %s <black>—
SingBest\sings "this room is simply the best"\sings "you're simply the best" to %s :D <black>—
SingCeline\sings like Celine Dion\sings to %s like Celine Dion "My heart will go on" <red>Y
SingClose\Hums a song to themself\sings "do you wanna dance & hold me close" to %s ;)
SingCountry\sings some country music\sings a country ballad to %s
SingDevil\sings "you are a devil woman" >:)\sings "you are a devil woman" >:) to %s
SingElvis\sings Elvis numbers\sings like Elvis to %s <black>—
SingEyes\sings like Art Garfunkel\sings dreamily to %s "I only have eyes for you" <blue>N N :x
SingKaraoke\does a spot of karaoke (badly !)<black>±\listens to %s doing some karaoke <black>±
SingMood\sings "I'm in the mood for love, simply because your near me"\sings to %s "I'm in the mood for love, simply because your near me"
SingOperaBass\sings in the bass section\listens to %s singing bass
SingOperaSoprano\sings soprano\listens to %s singing soprano beautifully
SingOperaTenor\sings some opera using their tenor voice\applauds %s sing tenor in the opera
SingRobbie\sings like Robbie Williams\sings like Robbie Williams to %s, "let meeeeeeeeeeeee entertain you"
SingRod\croaks out a song like Rod Stewart\croaks out like Rod Stewart to %s, "I am sailing"
SingRomance\sings "I'm in love with a beautiful woman, yes I am"\sings a romantic melody to %s
SingSilly\sings something simple\sings a silly song for %s, while wearing funny clothes :D :O)
SingSpecial\sings "I'm a bat outta hell"\sings a song especially for %s
SingSting\sings one of Stings songs\sings like Sting to %s <black>—
SingTina\sings one of Tina Turners songs\sings like Tina Turner just for %s
Sit\sits down\sits down next to %s
SitChair\sits in their comfy chair <red>â\and %s sit in a comfy chair <red>â
SitCorner\sits and sulks in the corner\tells %s to go and sit in the corner
Ski\does some skiing <blue>‡\watches %s skiing through the room <blue>‡
SkidsRoom\<<<<<<<<<<<skids into the room on their ass\watches %s skid into the room on their ass
Skips\skips and jumps for joy in the room\skips and jumps for joy with %s
Slap\slaps the abusive people in the room with a rolled up paper X-( <black>©\gives %s a good slapping with a rolled up newspaper ! X-( <black>©
Sleep\falls fast asleep\falls fast asleep on %s
SleepGo\looks for somewhere to sleep\lets %s fall asleep on their lap
SleepLap\falls asleep on the floor\falls asleep on %s's l

ap
SleepShoulder\falls asleep\falls asleep on %s's shoulder
Slobber\slobbers everywhere\slobbers all over %s
Smack\smacks their lips <red>–\smacks %s on their ass, "couldn't resist that cute sight"
Smirk\smirks\smirks at %s
SmokeNo\says "this is a smoke free zone" <red>z\says to %s "this is a smoke free zone" <red>z
SmoochGirls\smooches everyone :X\smooches with %s long and slow :P :X, on behalf of all the girls in the room ;) :D
SmoochGuys\smooches everyone :X\smooches with %s long and slow :P :X, on behalf of all the guys in the room ;) :D
Smooth\says "this looks smooooooth"\says "you're so smooooooth %s"
SmoothOperator\says "your a smooth operator"\says "you're a smooth operator %s"
Snap\snaps their fingers\snaps their fingers at %s
Snarl\snarls angrily\snarls angrily at %s
SndCowBell\says "where is that cow ?" 3:o [#c0c0c0m% [#ffffffm <snd=cowbell>\says to %s "go let the cows into the barn !" 3:o 3:o 3:o 3:o [#c0c0c0m% [#ffffff <snd=cowbell>
SndDoorBell\says "answer that somebody..." [#c0c0c0mæ [#ffffff <snd=doorbell> \says to %s "answer the door please" [#c0c0c0mæ [#ffffff <snd=doorbell>
SndDoorCreak\says "who's sneaking in the door ?..." [#ffffff <snd=door> \says to %s "are you trying to sneak in the door ?" [#ffffff <snd=door>
SndEffect\says "to make sounds type <snd=effectname> in the room, effectname can be one of the following chimedwn,chimeup,click,cowbell,door,doorbell,knock,msgback,newdoorbell,phone,plybktsp,pow,return,sent,theyodel,type,yahoo or yahoomail, e.g. <snd=knock>\says to %s "do you need instructions on how to make sound effects ?"
SndKnock\is knocking on the door [#ffffff <snd=knock>\can hear %s knocking on the door [#ffffff <snd=knock>
SndPhone\says "...answer the phone somebody" <blue>È [#ffffff <snd=phone>\says to %s "...answer the phone" <blue>È [#ffffff <snd=phone>
SndPow\fires at the baddies in the room [#ffffff <snd=pow>\shoots at %s [#ffffff <snd=pow>
SndXylophone\plays the xylophone <fade #ff0000,#00ff00,#0000ff>IIIIII</fade>\plays the xylophone for %s <fade #ff0000,#00ff00,#0000ff>IIIIII</fade>
SndYahoo\Yahoo's [#ffffff <snd=yahoo>\says to %s "do you Yahoo ?" [#ffffff <snd=yahoo>
SneaksRoom\<<<<<<<<<<<<sneaks into the room real quiet like\watches %s try to sneak into the room real quiet like [#ffffff <snd=door>
Sneer\sneers disdainfully\sneers at %s disdainfully
Sneeze\does a blockbuster of a sneeze ATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO\notice that %s is having sneezing fits
Snicker\snickers\snickers at %s
Sniff\sniffs\sniffs at %s
Snivel\snivels pathetically\snivels pathetically at %s
Snore\snores loudly\snores loudly at %s
Snort\snorts derisively\snorts at %s derisively
Snowballfightne1\anyone for a snowball fight\asks %s if they would like a snowball fight
SnowballHitArm\throws a snowball in the room, it splatters and hits everybody\throws a snowball at %s and it lands on their arm
SnowballHitHead\throws a snowball in the room, it splatters and hits everybody\throws a snowball at %s and it lands on top of their head
SnowballHitFoot\throws a snowball in the room, it splatters and nearly hits everybody\throws a snowball at %s and it lands on their foot
SnowballHitChest\throws a snowball in the room, it splatters and hits everybody\throws a snowball at %s and it lands on their chest
SnowballHitHand\throws a snowball in the room, it splatters and hits everybody\throws a snowball at %s and it lands on their hand
SnowballHitLeg\throws a snowball in the room, it splatters and hits everybody\throws a snowball at %s and it lands on their leg"
SnowballHitA*\throws a snowball in the room, it splatters and hits everybody\throws a snowball at %s and it lands on their A***"
SnowballHitShoulder\throws a snowball in the room, it splatters and hits everybody\throws a snowball at %s and it lands on their shoulder"
SnowballMiss\throws a snowball in the room and it misses everyone\throws a snowball at %s and misses
SnowMan\makes a snowman\makes a snowman to look like %s
SnowWoman\makes a snow-woman (with wobbly bits)\makes a snow-woman to look like %s
Sob\sobs :((\sobs on %s's shoulder :((
Sorry\says Sorry to everybody in the room\says sorry to %s
SingSpam\sings "Spam, spam, spam, spam - but i don't like spam"\makes a spam sandwich for %s"
Spider\says "I can see a spider !" <black>! "\says to %s "don't move, there's a mexican red spider near you !" <red>!
SportTennis\says "anyone for a game of tennis ?" <black>,\asks %s if they'd like a game of tennis <black>,
Squeeze\squeezes everyone fondly\squeezes %s fondly
Squint\squints their eyes maliciously <blue><=> <=>\squints their eyes maliciously at %s <blue><=> <=>
Squirm\squirms\squirms away from %s
Stagger\staggers drunkenly round the room\staggers drunkenly toward %s
Stand\stands up\stands up next to %s
Star\looks at the pretty stars in the room [#ffff33m« « « « «\looks at %s and says "you are like a bright star" [#ffff33m«
Stare\stares into space dreamily\stares at %s dreamily
Startle\looks startled\looks startled with %s
Steam\steams in silence\steams at %s
StickyKitty\says "I'm Sticky Kitty" <black>ö\says "did you know that I am Sticky Kitty ?" to %s ö
Stinky\smells something stinky ! <black>ò\says to %s "can you smell somethin stinky ?" <black>ò
Stomp\stomps round the room\stomps on %s's foot
Strain\lets the train take the strain ..... <blue>t\says to %s "why don't you let the train take the strain ?" <blue>t
Straight\plays it straight :|\plays it straight with %s :|
StripBlouse\strips their blouse off\slowly unbuttons and takes off their blouse, twirls it round and round, throws it in the room where %s catches it
StripBra\slowly takes their bra off\enticingly strips their bra off in front of %s "do you like these Big boy !"
StripDance\dances naked in the room\tantalisingly dances naked in front of %s
StripHot\strips down to undies with the heat in the room\notices %s stripping off in the room
StripShirt\strips their shirt off\strips their shirt off and throws it to the room, %s catching it
StripSkirt\strips their skirt off\watches intently as %s takes off their skirt and throws it at them
StripStockingsMouth\takes one of their stockings off\peels a stocking off and stuffs it into %s's mouth
StripStockingsNeck\takes one of their stockings off\peels a stocking off and drapes it round %s's neck
StripTrousers\strips their trousers off\drops their trousers, twirls them over their head and throws them to %s
StripUnder\peels their underwear off slowly\slowly peels their underwear down and casually throws them to %s
StudMuffin\is a stud muffin ;)\thinks %s is a stud muffin ;)
SunTanArms\Can't find any sun tan lotion\rubs sun tan lotion into %s's arms and shoulders
SunTanBack\gets out the sun tan lotion\rubs some sun tan lotion into %s's back
SunTanCheek\is feeling cheeky\says "hey %s, your cheeks are burning, put some lotion on quick"
SunTanFront\covers themself in sun tan lotion\says to %s "hey you need to put some of this sun tan lotion on your front" and passes the lotion to them
SunTanGive\sticks bottle of sun tan lotion in the room\passes sun tan lotion to %s
SunTanLegs\searches for the sun tan lotion\rubs sun tan lotion into %s's legs
SunTanNeck\pours some sun tan lotion into the palm of their hand\rubs sun tan lotion into %s's neck
Surf\does some surfin' <blue>‹\watches %s demonstrate their surfin skills <pink>‹
SurpriseEmpty\surprise, its empty\surprised theres nothing in it %s"
SurpriseNoTell\surprise, i'm not telling you lot :))\surprise, wait and see %s, don't want to spoil your fun unwrapping it"
SwearBox\says "Anyone caught swearing here will be expected to contribute to the room swear box"\says to %s "come on, cough up, that'll be £5 for the swear box"
SweepFeet\is swept of their feet\sweeps %s of their feet and carries them into the corner ;)
Swim\goes for a swim <blue>Š\and %s go for a swim <blue>Š
SwimCostume\loses their swimming costume\swims with %s, but notices ... they've lost their swimming costume :O
SwimDive\does a triple-twist somersault dive <blue>k\watches %s dive into the pool <blue>k
SwimLay\lays around the poolsi

de, looking kool\and %s lounge around the poolside, sipping tequilas
TakeBlouse\takes their blouse off
TakeBra\takes off their bra
TakeSilk\takes off their silk scarf
TakeSkirt\takes off their skirt
TakeStockings\takes off thier stockings
TakePanties\takes off their panties
TakeLine\thats it, I've got all the washing taken of the line now
Teacher\says "who's teaching today ?"\says to %s "do you want me to put my teachers hat on for you ?" <black>ì
TeethClean\flossed this morning, look :D\notices that %s flossed this morning :D
TeethForgot\Forgot to put their teeth in today :O\notices that %s forgot to put their teeth in today :O
Temperature\is running a temperature <red>á\notices that %s is running a temperature <red>á
Tent\pitches their tent for the night <green>Q\says to %s "wanna come in my tent ?" <green>Q
Thanks\says thanks to everyone\says Thank you to %s :)
ThatsBad\says thats bad <red>D\says to %s "that's bad!" <red>D
ThatsGood\says thats good <pink>C\says to %s "that's good!" <pink>C
Tickle\is ticklish :))\tickles %s :))
TickleDuster\chases round the room with a feather duster\chases after %s with a feather duster :))
TickleFeet\hides their feet\tickles %s's feet :))
TightSkirt\see's some skirts that look a bit tight\notices %s wearing a tight leather skirt :D
TightTrousers\tightens their trousers\notices %s tightening their trousers
TinkleIvory\tinkles the ivories <black>[ | | | | | | | | | | | | ]\tinkles with %s's ivories <black>[ | | | | | | | | | | | | ]
TiredSo\says "I am so tired" zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz\says "I am really tired" %s :(
TiredEyes\says "I can't keep my eyes open any more" <blue> <_> <_>\says "my eyes can't stay open even for you %s" :( <blue> <_> <_>
Tissue\needs a tissue\give a tissue to %s
ToiletDrip\covers up a damp patch\says to %s "you better cover that damp patch on your trousers"
ToiletNoPaper\says "there's no damn toilet paper, no what am I gonna do ?"\says to %s "you forgot to take a toilet roll with you didn't you....."
ToiletPaper\changes the toilet roll\passes a toilet roll to %s
ToiletSeatDown\puts the toilet seat down\says to %s "put the damn toilet seat down will you !"
ToiletSeatUp\lifts up the toilet seat\says to %s "you've left that damn toilet seat up again !"
ToiletShow\has a piece of toilet tissue stuck to the bottom of their show\says "Hey, %s, don't want to embarrass yo but you've got toilet tissue stuck to the bottom of your show"
ToiletSmell\says "who dumped that load on the room?"\says to %s "it's no good you trying to sneak out the toilet, we can smell it was you !"
Tongue\sticks their tongue out :p\pokes their tongue out at %s :p
ToodlePip\says "toodle pip chaps, I'm orf for a while"\say "toodle pip %s, i'm orf for a while"
Tools\finds some tools <black>@\passes some to tools to %s <black>@
Touch\says "touch me, touch me !"\says to %s "You look to good to touch, but I hope you won't stop me" ;)
Trophy\finds a trophy [#ffff33m%\gives a trophy to %s for being so magnificent [#ffff33m%
Twister\shouts "LET'S PLAY TWISTER !"\says to %s "you're playing Twister now !"
TwistFall\falls over on the Twister sheet\watches %s slip off the Twister sheet, "you're out of it"
TwistWin\wins at Twister\says to %s "Congratulations, you've won the Twister game"
TwistBlueLH\plays <blue>Twister\plays Twister and says to %s "put your left hand on <blue>n
TwistBlueRH\plays <blue>Twister\plays Twister and says to %s "put your right hand on <blue>n
TwistBlueLF\plays <blue>Twister\plays Twister and says to %s "put your left foot on <blue>n
TwistBlueRF\plays <blue>Twister\plays Twister and says to %s "put your right foot on <blue>n
TwistGreenLH\plays <green>Twister\plays Twister and says to %s "put your left hand on <green>n
TwistGreenRH\plays <green>Twister\plays Twister and says to %s "put your right hand on <green>n
TwistGreenLF\plays <green>Twister\plays Twister and says to %s "put your left foot on <green>n
TwistGreenRF\plays <green>Twister\plays Twister and says to %s "put your right foot on <green>n
TwistRedLH\plays <red>Twister\plays Twister and says to %s "put your left hand on <red>n
TwistRedRH\plays <red>Twister\plays Twister and says to %s "put your right hand on <red>n
TwistRedLF\plays <red>Twister\plays Twister and says to %s "put your left foot on <red>n
TwistRedRF\plays <red>Twister\plays Twister and says to %s "put your right foot on <red>n
TwistYellowLH\plays [#ffff33mTwister\plays Twister and says to %s "put your left hand on [#ffff33mn
TwistYellowRH\plays [#ffff33mTwister\plays Twister and says to %s "put your right hand on [#ffff33mn
TwistYellowLF\plays [#ffff33mTwister\plays Twister and says to %s "put your left foot on [#ffff33mn
TwistYellowRF\plays [#ffff33mTwister\plays Twister and says to %s "put your right foot on [#ffff33mn
TypeLarge\says "the writings a bit too large for this room"\says to %s please lower your font it's too big for this room, carry on and i'm gonna ignore you completely"
TypeSmall\says "the writings a bit too small for this room"\says to %s please enlarge your font it's too small for this room"
Unique\Always remember you are unique just like everyone else.\Always remember you are unique %s just like everyone else.
Upset\is very upset <pink>L\is upset with %s <red>L
VideoCamera\uses their video camera to record the room <black>¹\uses their video camera to record %s, tapes will be £25.00 each ;) <black>¹
VoodooDoll\gets a voodoo doll <pink>m\says to %s "I got a voodoo doll of you" <pink>m
VoodooKnife\uses a knife on a voodoo doll <pink>m <black>•\says to %s "look i'm using a knife on this voodoo doll" <pink>m <black>•
VoodooPin\uses some pins on a voodoo doll <pink>m <blue>ëëë\says to %s "look i'm using lots of pins on this voodoo doll" <pink>m <blue>ëëë
VolumeLoud\notices the volume is a bit LOUD, TURN IT DOWN! <black>¼ <pink>O\says to %s "your volume is a bit LOUD, turn it down a tad" <black>¼ <pink>O
VolumeQuiet\notices the volume is a bit quiet, turn it up please <black>¼ <pink>O\says to %s "your volume is a bit too quiet, turn it up please" <black>¼ <pink>O
Vote\votes for themself <red>?\votes for %s <cyan>?
WalksNaked\<<<<<<<<<Walks into the room(.....HUMMMMMMMMMM its a bit drafty in here??????) Looks down OMG!!!!OMG!!!I haven't any clothes on!!!!!!
WalkRomantic\walks alone along a moonlit beach looking for someone [#e0e000mà\walks hand in hand with %s along a moonlit beach [#e0e000mà <black>ü
WashDish\washes the dishes <blue>ä\passes the dishes to %s, "thanks for offering to do the washing up" <blue>ä
WatchActionDVD\watches a DVD\and %s sit and watch an action DVD
WatchFilm\goes to the cinema <black>¸\sits in the back row of the pictures with %s ;) <red>¸
WatchRomanticDVD\watches a DVD\and %s snuggle up and watch a romantic DVD
WatchSciFiDVD\watches a DVD\sits and watches a SCI-Fi DVD with %s <green>…
WatchTV\watches TV <black>¾\sits and watches TV with %s <black>¾
WatchVCR\watches a video\sits with %s and watches a new video
WaveFriends\waves to all their friends <blue>ßßß\waves to %s <blue>ßßß
Wa

zzup\says "Wazzzzzzzzzuupppp" to everybody\says "Wazzzzzzzzzuupppp" to %s
WearCoat\puts on their coat\passes a coat to %s
WearDress\puts on their bestest <fade #ff0000,#00ff00,#0000ff>party frock</fade>, "do you think it suits me ?"\says "I think your dress is superb, but are you sure its not on back to front" to %s
WearHat\is wearing a silly hat\gives a silly hat to %s to wear around the room
WearJeans\pulls on their jeans\buys %s some designer jeans
WearSpandex\pulls on their spandex leggings\watches %s pulling on their spandex leggings, "what are those lumpy bits I can see"WearTShirt\pulls on a T Shirt\passes %s their favourite T shirt
Weather-Cloudy\says "the weather outlook is cloudy" <grey>×\says to %s "the weather outlook is cloudy" <grey>×
Weather-Overcast\says "the weather outlook is overcast" <black>Ù\says to %s "the weather outlook is overcast" <black>Ù
Weather-Rain\says "the weather outlook is heavy rain" <black>Û\says to %s "the weather outlook is heavy rain" <black>Û
Weather-Showery\says "the weather outlook is showery" <black>Ø\says to %s "the weather outlook is showery" <black>Ø
Weather-Snow\says "the weather outlook is snow" <cyan>Ú\says to %s "the weather outlook is snow" <cyan>Ú
Weather-Sun_Cloud\says "the weather outlook is sunny with some cloud" [#ffff33mÖ\says to %s "the weather outlook is sunny with a little cloud" <orange>Ö
Weather-Sunny\says "the weather outlook is sunny" <orange>Õ\says to %s "the weather outlook is sunny" [#ffff33mÕ
Weather-Thunder\says "the weather outlook is thundery" <black>Ü [#ffff33m ~\says to %s "the weather outlook is thundery" <black>Ü [#ffff33m ~
Weather-Tornado\says "the weather outlook is tornadoes" <red>Ý\says to %s "the weather outlook is tornadoes" <red>Ý
Weather-Windy\says "the weather outlook is strong winds" <blue>Þ\says to %s "the weather outlook is strong winds" <blue>Þ
Wedding\says "who's getting married ?"\says to %s "did I hear you were having a Yahoo Wedding ?"
Weight\OMG!!! I must loose some weight...when i jump up and down my bum cheeks clap \OMG!!! I must loose some weight %s...when i jump up and down my bum cheeks clap
Welcome\Welcome to the room\ Welcome to the room %s
WetTShirt\gets their hosepipe out, aims at the ladies T-Shirts and lets it all gooooooo <green>===================<red>><blue>{{{{{{{{{{ TTTT <magenta>"look at all them wet T shirts" :D\points their hosepipe at %s's T-Shirt and lets rip <green>===================<red>><blue>{{{{{{{{{{ T <magenta>"look at that wet T shirt" :D
WhenILad\says "when I were a lad we didn't have fancy things like that"\says to %s "when I were a lad we didn't have stuff like that"
WhenILass\says "when I were a lass we were'nt allowed to do things like that"\says to %s "when I were a lass we were'nt allowed to stuff like that"
WhisperBeMine\whispers "where's my love ?"\looks dreamily at %s and whispers "be mine for eternity"
Wife01\says "Don't tell the wife, or i'm a goner..." ;)\says to %s "don't let the wife know !" ;)
Wind\Where ever you may be let your wind blow free... Church or chapel let it rattle\Where ever you may be %s, let your wind blow free... Church or chapel let it rattle
WindowsBang\says "my windows is going to blow up :(" <blue>ÿ <black>M\says to %s "I think your windows is going to blow up" <blue>ÿ <black>M
WindowsPlayUp\says "my windows is playing up :(" <blue>ÿ\says to %s "is your windows playing up ?" <blue>ÿ
Wink\winks at everyone ;)\winks at %s ;)
WombleRem\shouts "REMEMBER YOU'RE A WOMBLE !"\shouts "REMEMBER YOU'RE A WOMBLE %s !"
Woods\says "fancy seeing you here, thought you were in the woods"\says "fancy seeing you here %s, thought you were in the woods with ........."
Words\<<<<<<<<<<is always getting their mucking words fuddled up\notices that %s is always getting their mucking words fuddled up
Worry\is worried about the room :(\is worried for %s
XmasSing\sings "I wish it could be xmas everyday"\sings to %s "All I want for christmas is me 2 front teef"
XmasWish\wishes everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year\wishes %s a Merry Christmas & a Healthy, Happy New Year :)
XRAY\puts on their X-ray specs <black>(X)^(X)\looks at %s with their X-ray specs, "Wow, that's what you look like under them clothes" <black>(X)^(X)
Yabadabadoo\shouts "Y A B A D A B A D O O !"\shouts "Y A B A D A B A D O O !" in %s's ear
YahooALT\To get other characters typed you need to hold THE ALT key, then on the numeric keypad type a 4 digit number from 0000 to 0255 then release the ALT\says to %s "To get other characters typed you need to hold THE ALT key, then on the numeric keypad type a 4 digit number from 0000 to 0255 then release the ALT"
YahooBetaDL\http://messenger.yahoo.com/messenger/download/beta/index.html <-- click here for new yahoo\says to %s "click here for new yahoo ---> http://messenger.yahoo.com/messenger/download/beta/index.html"
YahooBold\to get bold text in emotes use to stop bold use - don't include the space after the '<' sign though\says to %s "to get bold text in emotes use to stop bold use - don't include the space after the '<' sign though"
YahooColor\to get colours in yahoo emotes use one of < black>, < blue>, < cyan>, < grey>, < green>, < pink>, < yellow>, < purple>, < orange>, < red> or < magenta> - don't include the space after the '<' sign though\says to %s "to get colours in yahoo emotes use one of < black>, < blue>, < cyan>, < grey>, < green>, < pink>, < yellow>, < purple>, < orange>, < red> or < magenta> - don't include the space after the '<' sign though"
YahooEditor\to edit emotes get PFE from http://www.users.wineasy.se/aeag/pfe101i.zip\says to %s "to edit emotes get this program --->" http://www.users.wineasy.se/aeag/pfe101i.zip
YahooFonts\to get pictures instead of letters select the font name then choose WEBDINGS, or WINGDINGS, remember to reset your typeface back to normal before you want to really type though !!\%s to get pictures instead of letters select the font name then choose WEBDINGS, or WINGDINGS, remember to reset your typeface back to normal before you want to really type though !!\
YahooFullDL\http://messenger.yahoo.com/messenger/download <-- click here for new yahoo\says to %s "click here for new yahoo ---> http://messenger.yahoo.com/messenger/download
YahooInfo\for info on how to do stuff with emotes click on http://www.nhyrvana.com/\says to %s "for info on how to do stuff with emotes click on ->>>" http://www.nhyrvana.com/
YahooItalic\to get italic text in emotes use to stop bold use - don't include the space after the '<' sign though\says to %s "to get italic text in emotes use to stop bold use - don't include the space after the '<' sign though"
YahooUnderline\to get underlined text in emotes use to stop bold use - don't include the space after the '<' sign though\says to %s "to get underlined text in emotes use to stop bold use - don't include the space after the '<' sign though"
Yawn\yawns :O\yawns at %s ... :O
YellowRoad\follows the yellow brick road [#ffff33m..........\says to %s "go and follow the yellow brick road" [#ffff33m........
YooHoo\<<<<<<<<<< Jumps up and down waving their arms about like a mad thing.......YUHOOOOOO i'm over here \<<<<<<<<<< Jumps up and down waving their arms about like a mad thing.......YUHOOOOOO i'm over here %s
YouRogue\says "You are without a doubt a rogue, a rascal, a villain, a thief, a scoundrel, and a mean, dirty, stinking, sniveling, sneaking, pimping, pocketpicking, thrice double-damned, no-good son-of-a-bitch.....I feel better now, thanks"\says "You %s are without a doubt a rogue, a rascal, a villain, a thief, a scoundrel, and a mean, dirty, stinking, sniveling, sneaking, pimping, pocketpicking, thrice double-damned, no-good son-of-a-bitch.....I feel better now, thanks"
Zodiac\looks for a sign [#c0c0c0m^ _ ` a b c d e f g h i\says to %s "what sign are you ?" [#c0c0c0m^ _ ` a b c d e f g h i
ZodiacAquarius\says i'm an Aquarian [#c0c0c0mh\says to %s "are you a Aquarius?" [#c0c0c0mh
ZodiacPisces\says i'm a Pisces [#c0c0c0mi\says to %s "are you a Pisces?" [#c0c0c0mi
ZodiacAries\says i'm a Aries [#c0c0c0m^\says to %s "are you a Aries?" [#c0c0c0m^
ZodiacTaurus\says i'm a Taurian [#c0c0c0m<font face="wingdings" siz

e="20">_\says to %s "are you a Taurus?" [#c0c0c0m_
ZodiacGemini\says i'm a Gemini [#c0c0c0m`\says to %s "are you a Gemini?" [#c0c0c0m`
ZodiacCancer\says i'm Cancer [#c0c0c0ma \says to %s "are you a Cancer?" [#c0c0c0ma
ZodiacLeo\says i'm a Leo [#c0c0c0mb \says to %s "are you a Leo?" [#c0c0c0mb
ZodiacVirgo\says i'm a Virgo [#c0c0c0mc \says to %s "are you a Virgo?" [#c0c0c0mc
ZodiacLibra\says i'm a Libran [#c0c0c0md \says to %s "are you a Libra?" [#c0c0c0md
ZodiacScorpio\says i'm a Scorpio [#c0c0c0me \says to %s "are you a Scorpio?" [#c0c0c0me
ZodiacSaggit\says i'm a Saggitarian [#c0c0c0mf \says to %s "are you a Saggitarius?" [#c0c0c0mf
ZodiacCapricorn\says i'm a Capricorn [#c0c0c0mg \says to %s are you a "Capricorn?" [#c0c0c0mg
Zonealarm\to get your free firewall click ---> http://www.zonealarm.com/zonelabs_za_us_ca_download_1.htm\says to %s "click this link to get your free firewall -->" http://www.zonealarm.com/zonelabs_za_us_ca_download_1.htm
ZZ-Age01\No!!! Nooo!!!! You go 1st...Age before beauty.\says "No!!! Nooo!!!! You go 1st %s, ...Age before beauty."
ZZ-Ass1\<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<falls ASS over TIT as they enter the room\watches %s fall ASS over TIT as they enter the room
ZZ-Ass2\<<<<<<<<has been crying :((......I really did fall ass over tit!!!! my next door neighbours gardeners left some gr8 piece of metal on her path and i fell over it i'm sore all over now i fell flat on my face my knee is bruised and so r my hands!!!!!!!!!
ZZ-Back\<<<<<<<<<<<is back\ <<<<<<<<<<<is back, did you miss me %s ???????????
ZZ-Bad\says "I need someone really bad... who's really bad?"\says "I need someone really bad... %s, are you really bad?"
ZZ-Banana\says "heyyyyyyyyyyy who was the joker who put that banana skin there????"\says "heyyyyyyyyyyy %s were u the joker who put that banana skin there????"
ZZ-Bicycle\<<<<<<<<<<cycles into the room, heyyyyyyyyy turn around and bend over let me see where i can park my bike\<<<<<<<<<<cycles into the room, heyyyyyyyyy %s turn around and bend over, let me see where i can park my bike
ZZ-Boot\<<<<<<<<<<shoves a pillow down their pants.....boot me now yahoo\shoves a pillow down %s's pants.....boot them now yahoo
ZZ-BRB\OMG ......phone!!!!!!! doorbell!!!!!!!!!kids!!!!!!!!!!aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!BRB\says to %s "OMG ......phone!!!!!!! doorbell!!!!!!!!!kids!!!!!!!!!!aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!BRB"
ZZ-Cabbage\says "Come here let me take a closer look.....Is that a bit of cabbage stuck in your teeth??????"\says "Come here let me take a closer look %s .....Is that a bit of cabbage stuck in your teeth??????"
ZZ-Car\<<<<<<<<<<<Grabs their torch, "heyyyyyyyyy bend over let me see where I parked my car"\<<<<<<<<<<<Grabs their torch, "heyyyyyyyyy %s bend over let me see where I parked my car"
ZZ-KickCat\<<<<<<<<<<<kicks the cat cos doesn't have a dog\kicks %s's cat cos doesn't have a dog
ZZ-Confucious04\Confucious say:Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.\%s, Confucious say:Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
ZZ-Confucious05\Confucious say:Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand\%s, Confucious say:Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand
ZZ-Confucious01\Confucious say:Woman who wear G-string, high on crack.\%s, Confucious say:Woman who wear G-string, high on crack.
ZZ-Confucious03\Confucious say:man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.\%s, Confucious say:man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
ZZ-Die\I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.\says "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather %s, not screaming in terror like his passengers."
ZZ-Geeez\says "Geeeeze just how many times can a person get booted!!!! Bloody Hell!!!!"\says to %s "Geeeeze just how many times can a person get booted!!!! Bloody Hell!!!!"
ZZ-God2\I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha.\I Have The Body Of A God %s ... Buddha.
ZZ-Gr8\<<<<<<<<<is just GR8 as always ty 4 asking\<<<<<<<<<is just GR8 as always ty 4 asking %s
ZZ-Hair\says "OMG !!!!!! are you having a bad hair day ??? You look like you have been dragged through a hedge backwards"\says "OMG !!!!!! are you having a bad hair day %s ??? You look like you have been dragged through a hedge backwards"
ZZ-Hairy\says "OMG .......Your legs are so hairy you could braid them!!!!!"\says "OMG .......%s Your legs are so hairy you could braid them !!!!!"
ZZ-Hey\says "HEYYYYYYYYYYYY Hugssssssssssssss how the hell are you ??????HEY\says "HEYYYYYYYYYYYY %s, Hugssssssssssssss how the hell are you ??????"
ZZ-Hi\<<<<<<<<<<<says "Hi" to all that joined the room\<<<<<<<<<<<says "Hi" to %s for joining this room
ZZ-HusbandTold\says "the ideal husband is one who washes up when asked ...... and dries up....... when told."\says "the ideal husband %s, is one who washes up when asked ...... and dries up....... when told."
ZZ-ImMessing\<<<<<<<<is only messing with their emotions please don't take any of them seriously\<<<<<<<<is only messing with their emotions please don't take any of them seriously %s
ZZ-LMAO\<<<<<<<<<<<<chases the ass u laughed off.... dusts it down and passes it back to you\<<<<<<<<<<<<chases the ass u laughed off.... %s dusts it down and passes it back to you
ZZ-LMAO2\<<<<<<<<is LMAO\<<<<<<<<is LMAO @ %s
ZZ-Mad\<<<<<<<<<is bloody mad now I came here to chat not to be booted or have my pc locked up by some Idiot\say to %s, "<<<<<<<<<is bloody mad now I came here to chat not to be booted or have my pc locked up by some Idiot"
ZZ-Man1\Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.\Behind every great man %s, there is a surprised woman.
ZZ-Man2\How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost.
ZZ-Memorise\I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.\I'm going to memorize your name %s, and throw my head away.
ZZ-Million\You've a face like a million dollars.....All green and wrinkled =:) <green>$\You've a face like a million dollars %s.....All green and wrinkled =:)<green>$
ZZ-Nose\OMG!!!!!!!!your nose hair is soooooo long don't u think it's time you trimmed it\OMG!!!!!!!! %s your nose hair is soooooo long don't u think it's time you trimmed it
ZZ-Nosy\ <<<<<<<<<<<<<Is sorry to be sooooooo nosy but??? Where are you from...how old are you??? Are you married??? Do you have any kids???Do you work???\ <<<<<<<<<<<<<Is sorry to be sooooooo nosey %s but??? Where are you from...how old are you??? Are you married??? Do you have any kids???Do you work???
ZZ-Oxygen\You know the oxygen masks on airplanes I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams\says "You know the oxygen masks on airplanes I don't think there's really any oxygen %s, I think they're just to muffle the screams"
ZZ-Russian\<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Has Russian undies on............They keep Russian up my ass
ZZ-Shake\Shake it more than 3 times and your playing with your self\Shake it more than 3 times %s and your playing with your self
ZZ-Skylight\I fitted a skylight in my room but the people who live in the flat above are not to happy about it
ZZ-Thwack\<<<<<<<<<<<<Throws snow balls at every one in the room thwack thwack thwack\<<<<<<<<<<throws a snow ball at %s thwack
ZZ-Yahoo\YAHOO YAHELL YAS***\YAHOO YAHELL YAS*** %s