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Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed

I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired

Arjevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie

I've just been fired, and bye-bye everybody

Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Krost

I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed

Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet

Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted

My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard

Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee

Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea