Do
not play the sounds until you have read the following:
This is the story...
We'd
go and sit on the balcony at Terminal 3 at the Airport, directly under one of
the
PA
speakers where we put a tape machine in a bag with the microphone poking out
of the top.
Then
we'd look for a flight that had arrived in the last 40 minutes from somewhere
where
you'd expect people with unpronounceable names i.e. Saudi Arabia.
We
would then go to the Airport Help Desk with a prewritten note containing the
names of
fictitious
passengers and ask them to read out the names over the PA system.
The
passengers names looked innocent enough on paper but they sounded like something
else when read out loud.
Looks
Like… |
Sound |
Reads
Like… |
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed |
|
I hate this fucking job, and I
will be fired |
Arjevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie |
|
I've just been fired, and bye-bye
everybody |
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Krost |
|
I need a piss quick, and my legs
are crossed |
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet |
|
Oo-ah, that feels better and now
I need a shit |
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted |
|
My colleague just farted, and
left the room, the bastard |
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee |
|
Still, I got my own back and took
a piss in his tea |
We
got rumbled doing the "My colleague just, etc. “
They
actually threatened to arrest us as apparently they'd received complaints over
the previous weeks!
The last one (Still, I got my own back…)
was recorded at Gatwick airport which does not have such a good sound system,
and is generally a much noisier place,
so that's why it sounds crap.
Jokes
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