Dumb
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach.
As the boy walked along the beach,
he noticed that some of the
ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.
She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
The boy pleased with the answer,
goes to play in the ocean but
returns to tell his mother that many of the
men have
larger 'units' than his dad.
His mother replied,
"The
bigger they are the dumber the person is."
Again satisfied with this
answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned
again.
He promptly told his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl
on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."