An
old couple, both in their 80's, were on a
sentimental holiday
back to
the place where they first met.
They're sitting
in a pub and he says to her: "Do
you remember the first
time we had sex together, over fifty years ago?
We went behind
the
barn, you leaned against the fence and I made love
to
you from behind."
"Yes," she says, "I
remember it well."
"OK," he says, "how
about taking a stroll round
there again and we can
do it
for old times sake?"
"Ooh Henry, you devil, that
sounds like a good
idea," she answers.
There's
a man sitting at the next table listening
to all this, having
a
chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see
this,
two old timers
having
sex against a fence." So he follows
them.
The old couple walk haltingly along, leaning on
each other for support,
aided by walking sticks. Finally they
get to the
back of the barn and
make
their way to the
fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers
down and the old man
drops
his trousers. She turns around
and as she hangs
on to the fence, the old
man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most
furious sex the watching
man has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping
like eighteen-year-olds.
This goes on for about forty minutes. She's
yelling, "Ohhh
God!" He's
hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is
the
most athletic sex
imaginable. Finally, they both collapse
panting
on the ground.
The guy watching is amazed.
He thinks he has
learned something about life
that he didn't
know. He starts to think about his
own aged parents and
wonders whether they still have sex like this.
After about
half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple
struggles to their feet and put their clothes back
on.
The guy, still watching, thinks, "That was truly
amazing,
he was going
like
a
train. I've got to ask him what
his secret is."
As the couple pass, the guy says to
them, "That
was something else, you
must have been
shagging for about forty minutes.
How do you manage it?
Is there some sort of secret?"
"No, there's no
secret," the old man says, "except
fifty years ago
that
frigging fence wasn't electric."
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