YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN THE 2000's WHEN...

...You try to enter your password on the microwave.

...You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

...You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

...You email your buddy who works in the office next to you.

...You chat several times a day with a stranger from South America,

but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

...Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have email addresses.

...You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.

...When you go home after a long day at work, you still answer the phone in a business-like manner.

...When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to get an outside line.

...You have your resume on a diskette.

...Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your best jokes.

...Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.

...You're already late on the assignment you just got.

...There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff  your department is short of, but they can afford four full-time

management consultants advising your boss's boss on strategy.

...Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers".

And the clincher is...

...You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling and

you thought about forwarding it to your "friends you send jokes to" email list.